“Zombies hate fast food”
"Zombies hate fast food" is a saying that has been printed on many T-shirts, often with an illustration of a person running away from a pack of zombies. Snorg Tees possibly coined the…
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“Zoos are elaborate prisons for animals who aren’t delicious”
Do people keep animals alive only if they're not good to eat? "I'm all for being an activist for animals as long as those animals aren't delicious" was posted on Twitter on…
“Zoot (noun): when you toot on a zoom call”
"ZOOT (NOUN): WHEN YOU TOOT ON A ZOOM CALL" was posted on Twitter by El Arroyo (an image is shown of the message on the restaurant's sign) on April 19, 2020. That is, when…
“Zucchini noodles are a fun replacement for pasta if you want to not enjoy your meal anymore”
Zucchini noodles might be good for you nutritionally, but many people find them dull. This was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 17, 2019, and again on Twitter on June 16, 2020:…
“Zucchini noodles taste like settling for a husband who isn’t funny but has a good job”
Zucchini noodles might be good for you nutritionally, but many people find them dull. This was posted on Twitter by Janet Forklift on October 17, 2019, and again on Twitter on June 16, 2020:…
“Zucchini sounds more like a pasta than a vegetable”
"Zucchini" sounds to many English speakers more like a pasta than a vegetable. The "-ini" ending sound on pastas include bucatini, capellini, fettuccine, linguine and…
“Zucchini: Vegetable that can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it”
A jocular definition of zucchini is: "Zucchini: Vegetable that can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it." The jocular definition was posted to the newsgroup…
“‘Hopefully this week is over soon’—Me on a Tuesday”
Many people hate Monday, the traditional start of the work week. They also hate the entire work week. "'Hopefully this week is over soon' -- Me on a Monday" is a jocular saying…
“‘Snew’ is not a word!!! The past tense of ‘snow’ is ‘IT SNODE’!!!!”
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“A Father’s Dream: To have enough money someday to live the kind of life his wife and kids do”
"A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "DAD'S DREAM... to have enough…
“A Father’s Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do”
"A Dad's Dream: To have enough money to live the kind of life his wife and kids do" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "DAD'S DREAM... to have enough…
“A guy tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that’s the last thing I need”
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
“Actually, life is pretty good when people hate you. They don’t ask you for shit”
"Actually, life is (pretty) good when people hate you. They don't ask you for shit" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. When a fake friend supposedly likes you,…
“Belles calas, tout chauds!”
Wikipedia: Calas (food) Calas (/kəˈlɑː/) are dumplings composed primarily of cooked rice, yeast, sugar, eggs, and flour; the resulting batter is deep-fried. It is traditionally a breakfast…
“Breakdancing is the most important dance of the day”
"Breakdancing" has nothing do to with "breakfast" (often called "the most important meal of the day"), but there are jokes. "Breakdance is the most important…
“British people be like ‘YouChoob’”
People in some countries, such as the United Kingdom, pronounce "YouTube" like "YouChoob" or "YouChube." "YouChoob" was printed in the San Francisco (CA)…
“Civilization will really begin when the power of love replaces the love of power”
On July 1, 2026, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City and displayed a banner that read, "When the power of love beats the love of…
“Dear Black Friday, We all have big tvs. Put alcohol on sale”
Black Friday sales often have reduced price televisions, but most people need reduced price necessities -- and alcohol. "Dear Black Friday, We Got Plenty of Tv’s Put the Liquor on Sale"…
“Dear Black Friday, We all have big tvs. Put beer on sale”
Black Friday sales often have reduced price televisions, but most people need reduced price necessities -- and alcohol. "Dear Black Friday, We Got Plenty of Tv’s Put the Liquor on Sale"…
“Dear Black Friday, We all have big tvs. Put liquor on sale”
Black Friday sales often have reduced price televisions, but most people need reduced price necessities -- and alcohol. "Dear Black Friday, We Got Plenty of Tv’s Put the Liquor on Sale"…