“Science, because figuring things out is better than making stuff up”
"Science, because figuring things out is always better than making shit up" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Science, because figuring things out is better than…
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“Science: If you don’t make mistakes, you’re doing it wrong”
A popular image about science is: "Science:If you don't make mistakes, you're doing it wrong.If you don't correct those mistakes, you're doing it really wrong.If you…
“Scientists are predicting that robots will one day replace soldiers. Who’s going dip robots in their boiled egg?”
"Dippy eggs and soldiers" is a typical breakfast in the United Kingdom, meaning soft boiled eggs and strips of toast. The strips of toasted bread are called "soldiers," and yes,…
“Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything when you claim scientists…”
"Scientists have discovered that people will believe anything when you claim scientists have discovered it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity”
"Science/Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "La ciencia debería de dejar de…
“Scientists should stop studying animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity”
"Science/Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "La ciencia debería de dejar de…
“Scientists turn back time and end up with ‘emit’”
Scottish-born Canadian actor and improvisational comedian Colin Mochrie, playing a weird newscaster, said on the UK television show Whose Line Is It Anyway? on August 6, 2013: "Our top story:…
“Scientists warn… Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price”
"Scientists warn... Climate change will continue to affect the locations that the government wants to purchase at a discounted price" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The…
“Scotch is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again”
"Scotch/Whiskey/Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown,…
“Scotch tape doesn’t even taste like scotch”
There is no Scotch whisky in scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Scotch tape doesn't taste like scotch. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT" was posted on Twitter by Joey Headset on February 2,…
“Scotch tape implies the existence of Bourbon tape”
There is no Scotch (whiskey) in Scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Well, scotch tape does tend to holdbetter than vodka tape" was posted on Twitter by Rhodie the Starhound on November 10,…
“Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape”
There is no Scotch (whiskey) in Scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Well, scotch tape does tend to holdbetter than vodka tape" was posted on Twitter by Rhodie the Starhound on November 10,…
“Scotland has Lochs, but Florida has Keys”
"Loch" (lock) and "key" is sometimes applied to geography. "Florida has keys, but no locks. Scotland has lochs, but no keys. Maybe we should put the two together?" was…
“Scout traits, not production” (player acquisition strategy)
"Draft/Evaluate/Scout traits, not production" is a professional football adage in evaluating a player for the NFL draft. A player might have had very good or very poor production in…
“Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an ‘I’”
"Scrabble: It’s all fun and games until someone loses an ‘I’" -- a pun on "loses an eye" -- is a jocular saying about the Scrabble word game that has been printed on many…
“Scrambled eggs are just omelettes that gave up on their dreams”
"Scrambles are just omelettes that gave up on their dreams" was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by sixfootcandy on February 26, 2025. "scramble eggs are just omelettes that gave up…
“Scrambled eggs should be spelled dcrbmlaes gegs”
"Scrambled eggs should be spelled dcrbmlaes gegs" -- that is, scrambled -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Lindsay on…
“Scrambles are just omelettes that gave up on their dreams”
"Scrambles are just omelettes that gave up on their dreams" was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by sixfootcandy on February 26, 2025. "scramble eggs are just omelettes that gave up…
“Scrapple From the Apple” (1947)
Jazz great Charlie "Bird" Parker recorded "Scrapple from the Apple" from the Savoy in Harlem in 1947. "The Apple" meant Harlem.…
“Screw it, just do it” (“Screw it, let’s do it”)
"Screw it, let's do it" is the philosophy of English business magnate Richard Branson, founder of Virgin Group. The saying was printed several times in his book, Losing My Virginity:…