“Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape”
There is no Scotch (whiskey) in Scotch tape, but there are jokes.
“Well, scotch tape does tend to holdbetter than vodka tape” was posted on Twitter by Rhodie the Starhound on November 10, 2009. “Scotch tape works way better than Tequila tape” was posted on Twitter by ScrewPETA on May 17, 2011. “If they make scotch tape do you think there’s whiskey tape?” was posted on Twitter by Mike on August 30, 2012.
“Scotch tape implies the existence of bourbon tape” was posted on Twitter by Danny Phantom of the Opera on April 2, 2021. “Scotch tape implies the existence of Bourbon tape” was posted on Twitter by Sarah on November 19, 2021.
“Scotch tape implies the existence of Vodka tape, Tequila tape, etc..” was posted on Twitter by @ChronicCookieee on December 24, 2021. “Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape” was posted on Twitter by Lindsay later on December 24, 2021.
Wikipedia: Scotch whisky
Scotch whisky (Scottish Gaelic: uisge-beatha; Scots: Scots whisky/whiskie, whusk(e)y; often simply called whisky or Scotch) is malt whisky or grain whisky (or a blend of the two), made in Scotland.
Wikipedia: Scotch tape
Scotch Tape is a brand name used for pressure-sensitive tapes manufactured by 3M. Their magnetic recording tape products were also sold under the Scotch brand.
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Rhodie the Starhound
@Starhound
Replying to @BillCorbett
@BillCorbett Well, scotch tape does tend to holdbetter than vodka tape. #missingthepoint
9:07 AM · Nov 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Tone
@HiLifeRocker
You *know* you’re a booze hound when you refuse to use duct tape & insist ONLY on Scotch Tape & wonder if there is a Vodka Tape… #metal
12:59 PM · Apr 26, 2010·Twitter Web Client
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Jordan Running
@swirlee
I don’t like scotch very much. They should make vodka tape.
3:27 PM · Apr 1, 2011·Echofon
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Mark Jordan Legan
@MJLegan
Scotch tape works much better than Vodka tape.
9:24 PM · May 16, 2011·WitStream
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K I L L Λ
@CVZMIR
Scotch tape isn’t as good as Vodka tape.
10:41 PM · May 16, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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ScrewPETA
@ScrewPETA
Scotch tape works way better than Tequila tape.
9:26 AM · May 17, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Matt McGirr
@SumPutz
They should make whiskey tape - I’m tired of scotch tape…..
1:04 PM · May 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client
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Mike
@Downtownbrown5
If they make scotch tape do you think there’s whiskey tape?
11:11 AM · Aug 30, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Misiano-Genovese
@MisianoGenovese
Scotch tape is OK, but when are they going to make Vodka tape?
7:31 PM · Nov 30, 2016·Twitter Web Client
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SaskREALTORS®
@SaskREALTORS
Start your day with #captainobvious “Does anyone else wonder why there isn’t rum tape or vodka tape?”
8:05 AM · Dec 3, 2017·Hootsuite
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Dont Think So
@DontThinkso555
Scotch tape is great and all, but I’ve been really getting into craft gin tape lately.
9:21 PM · Oct 16, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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mcdude
@AMcDude
Scotch tape gets all the cred,
but Vodka tape does the job better.
12:28 AM · Dec 11, 2018 from Toronto, Ontario·Twitter for Android
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John Bolger
@Bolgernow
Hey, how come they don’t have Whiskey, Vodka, or Rum Tape? Why is it only Scotch Tape?!?!
4:44 PM · Oct 5, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Danny Phantom of the Opera
@sam_hates_music
Scotch tape implies the existence of bourbon tape
3:25 AM · Apr 2, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Sarah
@sarahgrovesward
Scotch tape implies the existence of Bourbon tape
11:15 PM · Nov 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Jon “Christmas Name” Baker
@JonBaker
Scotch Tape implies the existence of:
Whiskey Tape
Vodka Tape
Lager Tape
Cider Tape
He drinks tapes that reminds him of the good times
He drinks tapes that remind him of the best times
OH DANNY BOY
5:04 PM · Nov 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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@ChronicCookieee
Scotch tape implies the existence of Vodka tape, Tequila tape, etc..
5:22 AM · Dec 24, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Lindsay
@Rollinintheseat
Scotch tape implies the existence of vodka tape.
3:10 PM · Dec 24, 2021·Twitter for iPhone