“Armadillo implies the existence of legadillo”
An armadillo exists, but a legadillo does not. "No one panic but an armadillo implies the existence of a handadillo and perhaps even a legadillo" was posted on X/Twitter by feral weasel…
Holidays/Events/Parades
“Arms are for hugging” (anti-nuke, gun control slogan)
"Arms are for hugging" is an anti-nuke and anti-gun ("arms") slogan that has been printed on many images. The anti-nuke version appears to be from 1976, and the anti-gun version…
“Arms change. Rights don’t”
"Arms change. Rights don't" is a pro-gun (pro-Second Amendment and right to bear arms) saying that has been printed on many images, often with founding father Thomas Jefferson. The…
“Army Wife: Toughest job in the Army”
"Army Wife: Toughest job in the Army" is a slogan that has appeared on many gift items, such as bumper stickers and T-shirts. "Army wife: It's the toughest job in the…
“Around Christmas, the Fanta company should send out a ‘Fanta Claus’ who gives out free soda”
Fanta soda has nothing to do with Santa Claus, but many have suggested a "Fanta Claus" or "Fanta Clause," who brings soda on Christmas. "How has the soda company Fanta…
“Around the corner where fudge is made” (the buttocks; the bathroom)
A popular bawdy children's chant (dating at least from the 1960s) is: "Milk, milk, lemonade, Around the corner where fudge is made." "Milk" is accompanied with the touching…
“Arrive early, be the last to leave and kick ass all fucking day”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Arrive early, be the last to leave and kick ass all fucking day!" is a saying on a page of phrase art on Tumblr. TwitterMP® | MSTRPLN.COM@mstrpln Arrive…
“Arrogance is ignorance matured”
"Arrogance is ignorance matured" means that from ignorance (a person who doesn't know things) one can develop or mature into arrogance (a person who is overconfident of his or her…
“Arroz by any other name would go well with enchiladas”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Arroz by any other name would smell as wheat”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Arroz by any other name would smell like rice”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time”
"Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There's nothing so sublime as Jeff Buckley covering an Alex…
“Art teachers tell you there’s no right or wrong in art, then tell you you’re wrong”
Many art teachers tell their students that there is no right or wrong in art, but then tell the students that their art is wrong. "Art teachers are all like 'there are no right or wrong…
“Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing in a Hurry” (1942)
"Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing in a Hurry" was a novelty song by Johnny Mercer (lyrics) and Victor Schertzinger (music). It was sung by Betty Hutton in the film The Fleet's In…
“Arthur’s Theme (Best That You Can Do)” (1981)
"Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" (1981) was written by husband and wife team of Burt Bacharach and Carole Bayer Sager, and was performed by Christopher Cross. It was the theme…
“Artichoke hearts imply the existence of artichoke atria and artichoke ventricles”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“Artichoke is the lobster of vegetables”
Artichoke has been compared to lobster. "Artichokes are the lobsters of the vegetable kingdom: such tasty meat, so hard to get at, but great with lemon butter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Artichoke is the vegetarian’s lobster”
Artichoke has been compared to lobster. "Artichokes are the lobsters of the vegetable kingdom: such tasty meat, so hard to get at, but great with lemon butter" was posted on Twitter by…
“Artichokes are only grown in the northern hemisphere. Otherwise they’re known as Antarctichokes”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…
“Artichokes imply the existence of antartichokes”
Artichokes have nothing to do with the Arctic or Antarctica, but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the cold-water fish Arctic char. "'Antartichoke' - @al_bal4 trying to decide…