“Are locksmiths key workers?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in classifications of some people as "essential workers" (in the US) or "key workers" (in the UK). "LOCKSMITHS. Take advantage…
Education/Schools
“Are monsters good at math?”/“No, unless you Count Dracula.”
A math riddle has been printed on many images: Q: Are monsters good at math?A: No, unless you Count Dracula. Forms of the joke have been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: Dracula…
“Are people born with a photographic memories or does it take time to develop?”
"Are people born with photographic memories or does it take time to develop?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Funnyshit on July 14, 2010. "Are people born with a photographic…
“Are there a lot of first-person singular objective pronouns, or is it just me?”
A joke about first person pronouns uses the catch saying "or is it just me?" "Are there any other first-person singular objective personal pronouns, or is it just me?" was…
“Are there any countries that tax their citizens and send some of it to Americans?”
The Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2021 originally planned for only $600 of relief to Americans, who had been suffering all year from the 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. However, the bill…
“Are there doctors in New York since it’s called the Big Apple?”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is a famous saying. New York City is called the "Big Apple." "there are no doctors in New York because it’s the Big Apple" was…
“Are those chopsticks in your pocket or are you just happy sashimi?”
"Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" is an old joke, with many variations. One popular variation is the Japanese food joke ending "...or are you just happy…
“Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? I need to dress accordingly”
"Are we having some drinks, or are we having some dranks? I need to dress accordingly" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Dranks" would be less formal…
“Are we really going to let a bunch of greedy selfish fools do-in this whole planet?”
"Are we really going to let a bunch of greedy selfish fools do-in this whole planet?" (shown on a protest sign) has been printed on many images. The saying was used in June 2011 during…
“Are we still allowed to leave Santa milk and cookies? Or is that considered indoor dining now?”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in the closure of indoor dining for many restaurants. Some people wondered if these rules also applied to leaving out milk and cookies for Santa…
“Are we still allowed to play pool….since we use a white ball to hit the colored balls”
"Are we still allowed to play pool....since we use a white ball to hit the colored balls" is a meme on political correctness that has been printed on many images. "Has anybody found…
“Are we there yet?”
"Are we there yet?": is a question that children, sitting in the back seat, ask to parents in the front seat during a family car trip. The question was popularized in an "Uncle…
“Are we there, Yeti?”
"Are we there yet?" is the classic question that children sitting in the back seat of a car ask a parent (in the front seat, such as the driver) on a long road trip. "Are we there,…
“Are you a banana? Because I found you a peeling!”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- CleanjokesPosted by u/lucifernob August 3, 2020Are you banana?because I found you a peeling!COMMENTSFlameSharkerMaybe we could orange something for the weekend?
“Are you a cajun chef? Cause I wanna bayou dinner”
"Bayou" sounds like "buy you." "can i 'bayou' dinner?" was posted on Twitter by John Smallbearings on July 16, 2011. "I'd like to bayou dinner and…
“Are you a minimalist or are you just broke?”
A minimalist keeps things at a minimum. People who don't have money are "minimalist," but not by choice. "Are you a minimalist or just broke?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Are you a pie maker? Cause you make my banana cream.” (dirty joke)
"Are you a pie maker? Cause you make my banana cream" is the text on a Rotten eCard. It is not known how old the "banana cream" dirty joke is or who first said it. Soupy Sales…
“Are you a pole vaulter?”/“No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?”
A classic Summer Olympics joke has someone (such as a reporter) ask a participant in track and field: REPORTER: Are you a pole vaulter?ATHLETE: No, I'm German, but how did you know that my…
“Are you allowed to eat alphabet soup at a spelling bee?”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Are you allowed to go into Starbucks if you don’t have an Instagram account?”
Many people go to Starbucks (a coffeehouse) and post their order on Instagram -- as if anyone was interested. "are you even allowed to have an Instagram account if you don't post…