“Hospitals don’t have patients; doctors have patients and hospitals have doctors”
"Hospitals don't have patients; doctors have patients and hospitals have doctors" (or "Hospitals don't have patients, physicians/doctors do") was said by Dr. Paul…
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“Hot air balloon lands in a field” (accountant/ economist/ mathematician joke)
One joke has a hot air balloonist blown off course and landing in a field, where he meets someone. The balloonist asks "Where am I?" and the man replies, "You've landed in a…
“Hot as fuque” or “Hõte ás fuqùe” (“hot as fuck”)
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“Hot chocolate is basically chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
“Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside”
"Hot chocolate is like a hug from the inside" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Hot chocolate is like a hug for your insides" was posted on Twitter on…
“Hot cocoa is just chocolate soup”
Hot chocolate (hot cocoa) has been described as chocolate soup. "Hot chocolate is just really just chocolate soup!" was posted on Twitter by Laura Kadner on December 24, 2010.…
“Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates”
"Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other" is a popular saying about coffee and cold weather. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Hot diggety dog” (“Hot diggity dog”)
"Hot diggety dog" (or "hot diggity dog" or "hot dickety dog," among other spellings) is a slang extension of "hot dog." Frequently, the "dog" is…
“Hot dogs taste better at the ball park”
Hot dogs have been sold at baseball games since at least the 1900s. Many sports enthusiasts have concluded that "hot dogs taste better at the ball park." "Hot dogs taste better at…
“Hot dogs taste better when the home team wins”
Hot dogs have been sold at baseball games since at least the 1900s. Many sports enthusiasts have concluded that "hot dogs taste better when the home team wins." "Do the Hot Dogs…
“Hot dogs, cold beer—it’s not complicated” (Schnack)
Schnack, at 122 Union Street in Brooklyn, offers a simple menu. Its motto is simple, too: "Hot dogs, cold beer -- it's not complicated."…
“Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk”
"It's so hot," runs the expression, "that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!" New York City has plenty of sidewalks. Is it ever possible to fry an egg on one? A…
“Hot Pockets are a poor man’s stromboli”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“Hot Pockets are just dinner Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“Hot Pockets are just lunch Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“Hot Pockets are just meat Pop-Tarts”
Hot Pockets are frequently compared to Pop-Tarts. "Hot pockets are just pop-tarts filled with nasty meat" was posted on Twitter by Shadynasty on October 10, 2011. "Hot Pockets Are…
“Hot Pockets are just mini strombolis”
Stromboli (an Italian-American turnover of cheeses and cold cuts) has been compared to Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers). "Stromboli. It's like a freshly prepared…
“Hot Pockets are the poor man’s calzone”
Hot Pockets (an American brand of microwaveable turnovers and a pocket burrito) have been compared to calzones. "Meatball and mozzarella Hot Pockets: the poor man's calzone.…
“Hot sauce in my bag”
Many people with Southern roots say that they carry "hot sauce in my bag" -- a reflection that much of America serves bland food. The term "hot sauce in my bag" also possibly…
“Hot sauce is just angry ketchup”
Hot sauce is often compared to ketchup. "hot sauce is spicy ketchup lol" was posted on Twitter by Theo on July 19, 2011. "Hot sauce is spicy Ketchup" was posted on Twitter by…