“Freemasonry is the virus”
"The media is the (real) virus" and "The New World Order (NWO) is the (real) virus" became popular slogans during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "Freemasonry is the…
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“Freeze pops are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“Freezies are just boneless popsicles”
Ice pops (called freezies, Otter Pops, Icees and other names) do not have the stick that a popsicle has. Some people have called these water-based frozen confections "boneless popsicles."…
“French fries and good vibes”
"French fries and good vibes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'Good vibes' kind of rhymes with 'french fries'" was posted on Twitter by…
“French fries are a vehicle for ketchup”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterLauren Pettapiece@potpiesReplying to @artichkme@artichkme fries are merely vehicles for the ketchup1:47 PM · Nov 25, 2008·Twitter Web Client…
“French fries are just edible ketchup spoons”
"French fries are just edible ketchup spoons" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people who like the taste of good french fries eat them without ketchup, however.…
“French Mr. Miyagi: Croûton, Croûtoff”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…
“Fresh Fish Sold Here” (signage joke)
An old story involves the owner of a fish store who painted a new sign, "Fresh Fish Sold Here." A friend objected to the word "here" -- where else was the fish being sold? The…
“Fresh pork and new wine kill a man before his time”
"Fresh pork and new wine kill a man before his time" is an old Spanish proverb; the pork can be cured and the wine can be aged to provide a better meal. The original Spanish proverb (with…
“Freshmen want to play, sophomores want to start, juniors want to score and seniors want to win”
A 2006 book about Notre Dame college football stated an uncredited adage: "Freshmen just want to play and earn a letter. Sophomores want to start. Juniors want to win. And seniors are…
“Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words”
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
“Friday 101: Drink coffee and look busy when your boss walks by”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Friday 101: Drink coffee and look busy when your boss walks by”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from beating my coworkers”
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard" is a jocular one-line saying about Fridays that has been…
“Friday is my second favorite F word. My first is food. Definitely food”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“Friday is my second favorite F word”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing coffee”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing tequila”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…