“Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened a second register”
Walmart stores have a reputation for not having enough registers open. "Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened a second register" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke…
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“Due to panic purchasing, Walmart has opened a second checkout lane”
Walmart almost never, it seems, opens enough checkout lanes. "Update: Walmart prepares for the beginning of school year rush by opening a second register" was posted on Twitter by BSU…
“Due to panic purchasing, Walmart has opened a second register”
Walmart almost never, it seems, opens enough checkout lanes. "Update: Walmart prepares for the beginning of school year rush by opening a second register" was posted on Twitter by BSU…
“Due to personal reasons, I’ll still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fluffy this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, I'm still going to be fluffy this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March,…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m going to keep posting memes instead of seeking professional help”
"Due to personal reasons, I’m going to keep posting memes instead of seeking professional help" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that people who post many…
“Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, imma still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to the quarantine… I’ll only be telling inside jokes”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused some quarantines. "All jokes are inside jokes now that we're on quarantine" was posted on Twitter by aubs on March 16, 2020. "All jokes…
“Due to the recent outbreak of Corona virus, kissing ass has been temporarily suspended”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic changed many workplaces. This jocular work notice was posted on Twitter by @AhmedTawfiq on March 30, 2020: "NOTICE TO EMPLOYEES DUE TO THE RECENT OUTBREAK OF…
“Due to the shortage of cleaning supplies, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap”
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (1976) is a hard rock song by the Australian band AC/DC. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created panic buying (and shortages) of some cleaning supplies.…
“Due to travel restrictions, America had to invade itself this year”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Due to travel restrictions, the United States had to invade itself this year”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Due to travel restrictions, the USA had to invade itself this year”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Due to travel restrictions, this year the United States had to organize the coup at home”
"Due to travel restrictions, America/United States/USA had to invade itself this year" is a jocular saying that had been printed on many images. The travel restrictions are because of the…
“Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert”
The book The Dictionary According to Mommy (1989), by Joyce Armor, contains this definition: "Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert." A "dumbwaiter"…
“Dumplings are just Chinese ravioli”
Dumplings is a dish that is sometimes compared to ravioli. "Chinese ravioli" was printed in the book San Francisco's Chinatown (1936), and the earliest cites usually referred to…
“Dumplings imply the existence of a large dumple”
The word "dumpling" inspires some people to invent the world "dumple." "Is having dumplings with dumple" was posted on Twitter by Teddÿ Cee on September 15, 2008.…
“Dungeness crab implies the existence of Dragoness crab”
The Dungeness crab has nothing to do with the game of Dungeons and Dragons, but there are jokes. "Last night I finally dined on dungeness crab, so I can now look forward to the next food on my…