“Coffee or tea?” / “Tea.” / “Wrong, it’s coffee.”
A joke has a flight attendant holding a pot, serving passengers and asking "Coffee of tea?" Flight attendant: "Coffee or tea?" Passenger: "Coffee." Flight attendant:…
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“Coffee owns me, and I’m fine with that”
"Coffee owns me, and I'm fine with that" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee owns me & im fine with that" was posted on Twitter by نورا…
“Coffee pairs best with silence”
"Coffee pairs nicely with silence" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#coffee pairs nicely with silence. http://wp.me/p3zcGd-hx" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Coffee pairs nicely with silence”
"Coffee pairs nicely with silence" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#coffee pairs nicely with silence. http://wp.me/p3zcGd-hx" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Coffee pairs well with silence”
"Coffee pairs nicely with silence" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#coffee pairs nicely with silence. http://wp.me/p3zcGd-hx" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Coffee shops are just gas stations for people”
Cars need fuel, but people need a certain fuel as well. "Starbucks is like the gas station for people" was posted on Twitter on September 22, 2009. "Coffee shops are like gas…
“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love”
"Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love" is usually said to be a Turkish proverb, but no Turkish source has been cited. "Coffee, to be good, must be black…
“Coffee should come in four sizes: small, medium, large and Monday”
Many people need a lot of coffee to get through a Monday. "@ZipcarBoston: Coffee should come in small, medium, large & Monday" was posted on Twitter by Amy Wielgos on July 29, 2013.…
“Coffee smells like magic and fairy tales”
"Coffee smells like magic and fairy tales" is a coffee saying that has been printed in many images. "Coffee smells like magic and fairy-tales by @petit_elefant" was posted on…
“Coffee spelled backwards is ‘eeffoc’”
"Coffee spelled backwards is 'eeffoc'. Just know that I don't give eeffoc until I've had my morning coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Coffee strong, lashes long, hustle on”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down”
"Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coaster?? That's for people who put…
“Coffee tastes better on Fridays”
"Coffee (always) tastes better on Friday(s)" (or "Coffee tastes better on Friday mornings") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The origin of the saying is…
“Coffee tastes better when you’re wearing a cardigan”
Some people insist that coffee tastes better in winter, when you're wearing a cardigan sweater. "Everything is better when you're wearing a cardigan" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Coffee tastes better when you’re wearing a sweater”
Some people insist that coffee tastes better in winter, when you're wearing a cardigan sweater. "Everything is better when you're wearing a cardigan" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Coffee vs. Oxygen. One is needed to survive. The other is oxygen”
"Coffee vs. Oxygen. One is needed to survive. The other is oxygen" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "THERE'S COFFEE AND THERE'S OXYGEN. WHICH IS…
“Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup”
"Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 5, 2013. “A cup of coffee shared…
“Coffee with soy milk is just bean water mixed with bean water”
“Coffee is really just hot bean water” is a coffee saying. Many people drink coffee with soy milk. "As chris pointed out, coffee with soy milk = bean water on bean water. mmmm" was…
“Coffee without a donut is like a week without a weekend”
"Coffee without donuts is like a week without a weekend" (or "Coffee without a donut is like a week without a weekend") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Coffee without donuts is like a week without a weekend”
"Coffee without donuts is like a week without a weekend" (or "Coffee without a donut is like a week without a weekend") is a saying that has been printed on many images.…