“Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
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“Brunch is just breakfast for people who can’t get their shit together before 10am”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch is just breakfast for people who wake up late”
Many people call it "brunch" when they simply oversleep normal breakfast hours. "Brunch is just breakfast for lazy people" was posted on Facebook by Matt Karnikowski on November…
“Brunch without booze is just a sad, late breakfast”
"Brunch without booze/champagne/mimosas/prosecco is just a sad, late breakfast" is a brunch saying that has been printed on many images Wikipedia: Brunch Brunch is a meal, sometimes…
“Brussels sprouts are just cabbage nuggets”
Brussels sprouts have been described as cabbage nuggets. "Brussels sprout cabbage nugget nasty ass shit" was posted on Twitter by noah.on August 16, 2014. "Brussels sprouts - cabbage…
“Bubba likes it” (Lone Star Cafe slogan)
"Bubba likes it" is the slogan of the Lone Star Cafe (websites: http://www.lonestarcafetexas.com or http://www.bubbalikesit.com). The Lone Star originated in 1980 and the slogan was first…
“Bubble tea sucks balls”
Bubble tea contains chewy tapioca balls ("boba" or "pearls"). It's sometimes said that bubble tea "sucks balls," or that the people who drink bubble tea…
“Bubbles are for bathtubs” (housing bubble)
Housing bubble? What housing bubble? Do you mean that the space of a closet doesn't normally cost half a million dollars? "Bubbles" are for bathtubs" is a slogan that is making…
“Bucket list: 1. Bucket, 2. Ice, 3. Beer”
A "bucket list" is a list of things to do before one "kicks the bucket" (dies). "My Bucket List: Ice, Beer" is a jocular "bucket list" that has been printed…
“Buckle up your guts”
Alan K. Simpson, a Wyoming U.S. senator from 1979-1997, co-chaired President Obama's National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform with Erskine Bowles (leading to the more familiar…
“Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car” (bumper sticker)
"Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Buckle Up: It Makes It Harder For Aliens…
“Budget: A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions”
"Budget: A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions" is a jocular quotation that was credited to A. A. Lattimer (or "Latimer") in 1949. Nothing else is known about this…
“Bugled to Jesus” (to die)
"Bugled to Jesus" is another term for "to die" or "to go to heaven." The term was first used by writer Larry L. King (Best Little Whorehouse in Texas), but has been…
“Bugs Bunny won’t accept any files through WeTransfer or Google Drive. Use a WhatsApp doc”
WhatsApp (an instant messaging and voice-over-IP service) has nothing to do with Bugs Bunny and his famous catchphrase "What's up, doc?," but there are jokes. "Cuál es la App…
“Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a night…” (joke)
A popular proverb is: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.” A joke variation is: "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm…
“Build Back Better—brought to you by people who have never built anything”
Entry in progress -- BP “This build back better thing must be waiting on the building permits” and “There is no plan to fix anything because the plan was to destroy everything” are related…
“Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs”
"Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs" is printed on many posters, with credit to American businessman Farrah Gray. "If you don't build your own…
“Building 7 didn’t demolish itself”
"Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" became a popular meme in 2019, referring to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein (1953-2019), who allegedly hung himself in his Metropolitan Correctional…
“Building 7 didn’t kill itself”
"Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" became a popular meme in 2019, referring to pedophile Jeffrey Epstein (1953-2019), who allegedly hung himself in his Metropolitan Correctional…
“Building cul-de-sacs is a dead end job”
A dead end street is sometimes called a cul-de-sac. There are several cul-de-sac jokes relating to a "dead end job." "I used to work in a cul-de-sac but it was dead end job..."…