“Biscotti are just tea croutons”
Biscotti have been compared to croutons. "Biscotti is the crouton of dessert" was posted on Twitter by Jobe Rodgers on September 7, 2009. "Biscotti... The dessert crouton" was…
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“Biscuits and gravy are just wet flour over dry flour”
"Biscuits and gravy are weird because it’s like 'Here’s some really wet flour poured over some really dry flour'" -- the gravy contains the wet flour and the biscuits…
“Biscuits and gravy is just milk, butter and flour on top of milk, butter and flour”
"Isn't biscuits and gravy basically wet, seasond flour on top of a ball of baked flour?" was posted on Twitter on May 30, 2012. "Biscuits and gravy are weird because it's…
“Biscuits and gravy is just wet flour on dry flour”
Biscuits and gravy is a popular combination. "It fucks me up that biscuits and gravy is just wet flour on top of dry flour. Don’t eat flour" was posted on Twitter by Alexandria Glass on…
“Bitchilante (n.) Being mean only to people who deserve it”
"Bitchilante (n.) Being mean only to people who deserve it" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images. "Bitchilante" is a portmanteau of the words…
“Bite off more than one can chew” (undertake too much)
"Don't bite off more than you can chew" means that one shouldn't attempt to do more than one is capable of doing. "Don't bite off more than you can chew when you…
“Bite the Big Apple” (Murder, She Wrote episode, 1991)
Murder, She Wrote, an American Comedy/Mystery crime drama television series starring Angela Lansbury as mystery writer and amateur detective Jessica Fletcher, had an episode set in New York City…
“Bite the Big Apple” (The Devil’s Advocate film, 1997)
The Devil's Advocate (1997) is a film where Florida lawyer Kevin Lomax (played by Keanu Reeves) is lured to a big New York City law firm by John Milton (played by Al Pacino), who actually is…
“Blablabla. Go workout!” (“Bla bla bla. Go workout!”)
"Blablabla. Go workout!" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Blah blah blah" are stalling excuses, but the second part negates that. "Blah blah…
“Black and proud” (“I’m black and I’m proud”)
"Say It Loud -- I'm Black and I'm Proud" (1968), a funk song written and performed by James Brown (1933-2006), popularized the saying "black and proud." "I'm…
“Black coffee every morning. Dark whiskey every evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
“Black coffee in the morning. Dark whiskey in the evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
“Black coffee is goth coffee”
Goths wear black and coffee is often black. Coffee is sometimes described as a goth drink. "@PietSous no goth coffee is hot black and bitter, like the goth guys I date" was posted on…
“Black Friday special! Stay at home and save 100%”
"Black Friday special! Stay at home and save 100%" is a Black Friday shopping joke that has been printed on several images. However, those who stay at home may be tempted to shop online.…
“Black olives matter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Olives matter" (or "Black olives matter") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Twitter Twitter Twitter Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by…
“Black people don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until 4 o’clock”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“Black people don’t eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We starve until the food is ready”
Many people don't eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. They starve themselves until the Thanksgiving dinner at about 4 p.m. "@Jonny_TooSwift: Black people dont eat breakfast on Thanksgiving ,…
“Black/Dark as midnight under a skillet”
"Black as midnight under a skillet" is very dark, indeed. The phrase is probably cowboy talk; skillets were put to good use, and Texas midnights can be very dark. The phrase appears on…
“Blackened Chicken Recipe: 1. Clean chicken 2. Place chicken in oven 3. Go check Facebook”
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…
“Blackened Chicken Recipe: 1. Clean chicken 2. Place chicken in oven 3. Go check Instagram”
"Blackened chicken" does not mean chicken that's burned, but there are jokes. "Blackened chicken" is a popular Cajun recipe that involves spices and high heat.…