“Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
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“Doughnuts are just dessert bagels”
Donuts/Doughnuts have been compared to bagels. "doughnuts = dessert bagels" was posted on Twitter by Stu Ruston on January 3, 2021. "'donuts are dessert bagels'-…
“Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap”
"Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Dove (chocolate) is owned by Mars, Incorporated, but Dove (soap) is owned by Unilever…
“Down goes Frazier!”
Heavyweight boxing champion Joe Frazier (1944-2011) lost his title to George Foreman in a January 22, 1973 fight in Kingston, Jamaica. Howard Cosell made his famous broadcasting call after Foreman…
“Downtown Dallas” (joke punchline)
Texas has much real estate, but few parcels as valuable as the properties located in downtown Dallas. A popular joke from the 1950s usually has a woman asking a Texas millionaire if he's into…
“Downtown Train” (1985)
"Downtrown Train" became a big hit for Rod Stewart in 1990, and the song has been recorded by others. It was written and first recorded by Thomas Alan (Tom) Waits for his album Rain Dogs…
“Dr Pepper is a fizzician”
"Fizzician" (fizz + physician) is a jocular portmanteau term. A popular riddle is: Q: What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?A: He's a fizzician. "Dr Pepper's a fizzician"…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue flavor Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue flavored Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue water”
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
“Dr Pepper is just barbeque flavored Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbeque Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbeque water”
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
“Dr Pepper is just BBQ flavored Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just BBQ Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just BBQ water”
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
“Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition” (joke)
Dr. Frankenstein is a character in Mary Shelley's novel Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus (1823) who creates a monster. This "body building" is different from…
“Dr. Pepper - Good for Life”
Dr Pepper (now without the period for "Dr.") is a soft drink that began in Waco, Texas in 1885. "Good for life!" is one of Dr Pepper's longest-used slogans, from 1923 until…
“Dr. Watson, there are a lot of break ins lately.”/“Sure. Lock homes.”
Sherlock Holmes (a fictional detective) sounds like "sure, lock homes." There was a Felix the Cat cartoon titled Sure-Locked Homes (1928). There was a "Sure-Lock-Homes"…