“Coffee doesn’t ask stupid questions. Coffee understands”
"Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands" and "Coffee doesn't ask me stupid questions in the morning. Be more like coffee" are coffee sayings that have…
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“Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems, but it stops me from creating some new ones”
"Coffee doesn't solve all my problems, but I'm fairly confident it stops me from creating some new ones" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has…
“Coffee drinkers make better lovers”
"Coffee drinkers make better lovers" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited on a bumper sticker in an article in The Argonaut (Marina del Rey, CA)…
“Coffee filters can be used as toilet paper, but it does change the taste of the coffee”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying -- and shortages -- of toilet paper. "Bought huge supply of coffee filters because they can be used as emergency toilet paper or…
“Coffee first, your bullshit second”
"Coffee first, your bullshit second" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok, Coffee first, your bullshit second...gimme sometime to wake up, please, thank…
“Coffee gets me started. God keeps me going”
"Coffee gets me started. God keeps me going" is a one-line saying that has been printed on coffee mugs. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2009. TwitterGabby Ybarra…
“Coffee gives me the extra boost I need to begin a full day of talking about how tired I am”
People often talk about how tired they are, but how do they have the energy? "Coffee gives me that extra boost I need to begin a full day of talking about how tired I am" was posted on…
“Coffee Grindr—a dating app for people who are coffee gender”
Grindr is an online dating application for gay, bi, trans, and queer people. "Coffee grindr" is a frequent joke. "Coffee Grindr: a phone app used to invite strangers back to yours…
“Coffee Grindr—dating app for gay baristas”
Grindr is an online dating application for gay, bi, trans, and queer people. "Coffee grindr" is a frequent joke. "Coffee Grindr: a phone app used to invite strangers back to yours…
“Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake so early”
"Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you…
“Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake”
"Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you forget how painful it is to be awake" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee has a unique aroma that makes you…
“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity”
Does coffee help work productivity? "Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity”
Does coffee help work productivity? "Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other people”
"Coffee helps me cope with the reality of having to interact with other humans/people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "COFFEE HELPS ME COPE WITH THE…
“Coffee helps me maintain my ‘never killed anyone streak’”
"Coffee helps me maintain my 'never killed anyone streak'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Some people make it really difficult to maintain my…
“Coffee helps me person. Personing is hard without caffeine”
"Coffee helps me person. Personing is hard without caffeine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee helps me person" (An image is shown from…
“Coffee helps me play nice with others”
"Coffee helps me play nice with others" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Good morning Twitter, now where's my coffee, must have coffee, coffee helps me…
“Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…
“Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening”
"Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening" (or "Coffee in the morning and whiskey at night") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee in the…