“Coffee first, your bullshit second”

“Coffee first, your bullshit second” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. “Ok, Coffee first, your bullshit second…gimme sometime to wake up, please, thank u” was posted on Twitter by Natasha Jasso Smith on February 20, 2011. “Coffee first, your bullshit second” was posted on Twitter by Yasmeen on April 9, 2011.
   
Authorship is unknown, but it probably originated from an image.
 
         
Twitter
Natasha Jasso Smith
@natashajasso
Ok, Coffee first, your bullshit second…gimme sometime to wake up, please, thank u.
7:05 AM - 20 Feb 2011
   
Twitter
Natasha Jasso Smith
@natashajasso
Coffee first, your bullshit second; please. Thank you.
6:47 AM - 19 Mar 2011
 
Twitter
Yasmeen.
@Hanafy_y
Coffee first, your bullshit second.
7:16 AM - 9 Apr 2011
   
Twitter
BrookeInVegas™
@BrookeInVegas
Coffee first, your bullshit second.
11:42 AM - 20 Sep 2011
   
Twitter
Gladys Guerrero R.
@nenuhca
coffee first, your bullshit second! Thank you
(An image is shown.—ed.)
1:30 PM - 22 Nov 2011
 
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Coffee first, your bullshit second.
   
Twitter
Men’s Humor
@MensHumor
Coffee, first. Your bullshit, second.
8:00 AM - 9 Jun 2014
 
Twitter
Pamela Millsaps
@pms221969
#IfMyLifeWereASlogan Coffee First, Your Bullshit Second, Because With Enough #Coffee Anything Is Possible. #TerrificTuesday #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #TellAnOldJokeDay
2:04 PM - 24 Jul 2018