“Cheap alcohol in suburbs is called subourbon whiskey”
"Subourbon" (suburb + bourbon) is a portmanteau word that is mostly jocular. "What do they drink in The Southern Suburbs? Subourbon!" was posted on Twitter by Bosse Löthén on…
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“Cheap beer is like having sex in a canoe” (joke)
A classic joke is told about a cheap beer -- it's like having sex (or making love) in a canoe because it's "fucking close to water." The joke has been told since at least 1952…
“Cheap service isn’t good and good service isn’t cheap”
"Cheap work isn't good and good work isn't cheap" is a saying displayed in many businesses. "If it's good it isn't cheap -- If it's cheap it isn't…
“Cheat on your boyfriend, not on your workout”
"Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend, not on your workout" is a workout saying that has been printed on many images. "From our Swimming T-Shirt Last Year: Cheat on your Girlfriend,…
“Cheat on your girlfriend, not on your workout”
"Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend, not on your workout" is a workout saying that has been printed on many images. "From our Swimming T-Shirt Last Year: Cheat on your Girlfriend,…
“Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater”
"Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, / Had a wife and couldn't keep her; / He put her in a pumpkin shell, / And there he kept her very well" is a traditional children's rhyme from at…
“Check a story, lose a story”
"Check a story, lose a story" is an old saying in the gossip column business. The saying has been credit to Hollywood gossip columnists Hedda Hopper (1885-1966) and Louella Parsons…
“Check the date, love your state” (vehicle registration)
Starting September 2005, the Texas Department of Transportation began a publicity campaign to get Texans to timely register their vehicles. Two trademarked slogans are "Check the date, love…
“Check yourself before you wreck yourself”
American rapper Ice Cube released the single "Check Yo Self" in 1993 and popularized the line, "check yourself before you wreck yourself." "If you're not down with…
“Check, please!” (restaurant saying)
"Check, please!" is what a restaurant diner tells a waiter or waitress. The diner is finished eating and wants to pay for the meal. "Check, please" was printed in The…
“Checkers or wreckers” (auto racing saying)
"Checkers or wreckers" (or "wreckers or checkers") in auto racing means that either the car will come under the checkered flag (win the race) or go to the wreckers (the car will…
“Checking Facebook is like checking your underwear after a fart. There’s most likely nothing new…”
"Checking Facebook is like checking your underwear after a fart. There's most likely nothing new and if there is, it's probably shit" is a Facebook joke that has been printed on…
“Checking social media at work is our generation’s smoke break”
Workers in the 1950s took smoke breaks. Workers in the 21st century take breaks for other reasons, frequently associated with social media. "I have decided that the Internet is this…
“Checking social media at work is our generation’s smoke break”
Workers in the 1950s took smoke breaks. Workers in the 21st century take breaks for other reasons, frequently associated with social media. "I have decided that the Internet is this…
“Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation”
"Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation" is a saying that was posted on Twitter by Drew Schnoebelen on February 20, 2012. The phone saying…
“Checkmarks imply the existence of checkmatthews, checklukes and checkjohns”
The term "checkmark" has nothing to do with the Gospel of Mark (one of four New Testament gospels, along with Matthew, Luke and John), but there are jokes. Twitter has a blue checkmark.…
“Cheerios are donut seeds”
Cheerios cereal has been called "donut seeds" on several images. "Polish Donut Seeds" (Cheerios) were sold in 1979. "There was enough time to sell Cheerios as donut seeds…
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right”
American media proprietor and talk show host Oprah Winfrey wrote in O, The Oprah Magazine for New Year's Day 2004: "Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."…
“Cheers to making pour decisions tonight”
"Cheers to (making) pour decisions" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Pour decisions" is a pun on "poor decisions." "🍀cheers to pour…
“Cheers to making pour decisions”
"Cheers to (making) pour decisions" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Pour decisions" is a pun on "poor decisions." "🍀cheers to pour…