“Cheese dip is thicker than blood” (joke)
“Blood is thicker than water” is an old saying than means that family (blood) is more important than friends (water). A joke version of the proverb was posted on X/Twitter by…
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“Cheese is basically happiness that you can melt”
"Cheese is basically happiness that you can melt" is a jocular one-line saying. "Cheese is basically happiness that you can melt" was cited on Twitter on December 29, 2013.…
“Cheese is just a loaf of milk”
Cheese (except for vegan cheese) is usually derived from milk. "THE WORD 'CHEESE' IS CANCELLED everyone must now call it a loaf of milk" Was posted on Facebook by Callum…
“Cheese is just food glue”
Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…
“Cheese is just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cheese is the adult form of milk”
"Cheese is the adult form of milk, no longer liquid but solid or semi-solid" was written by André Simon in his book Cheeses of the World (1956). The line is more frquently credited,…
“Cheese is the savoury equivalent of chocolate”
Both cheese and chocolate are very popular foods. Cheese is savory (or "savoury"), but chocolate is sweet. "Cheese is savoury chocolate" was posted on Twitter on September 28,…
“Cheese makers have many expenses in curd”
"Cheese makers have many expenses in curd (incurred)"is an infrequently told cheese pun. The pun was a "Pun of the Day" on Yahoo! Groups on April 30, 2002. Yahoo! GroupsPuns of…
“Cheese Nips are just Goldfish for adults”
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
“Cheese Nips are just square Goldfish”
Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers. "Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It's? They're like a nastier, square version of goldfish" was posted on…
“Cheese omelettes are just egg quesadillas”
An omelette has been compared to an egg quesadilla. "Omelets are just egg quesadillas" was posted on Twitter by Dolph Buttermaker on December 2, 2012. "Omelettes are just egg…
“Cheese puffs are just boneless Cheetos”
Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…
“Cheese sounds a lot more appetizing than ‘fermented cow boob juice’”
Cheese is sometimes called "fermented cow boob juice." "@buxtontheblue fermented cow boob juice. Mmmmm" was posted on Twitter by Becky Howell on June 28, 2011. "cheese is…
“Cheese sticks are just milk jerky”
"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cheese sticks imply the existence of cheese trees”
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
“Cheese wheels are grated on a curve”
"Grated on a curve" is a cheesy pun for "graded on a curve." "Cheeses cripes! I didn't do so gouda-n that quiz. Hope it's grated on a curve" was posted on…
“Cheesecake is actually pie”
Many people have said that "cheesecake" is not "cheese cake," but should be called "cheesepie" or "cheese pie." "It's hard to know whether the…
“Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Cheesecake” and “Beefcake” (photography)
"Cheesecake" photos are legs shots of pretty women. The term dates from the early 1930s. "Beefcake" photos are shots of handsome men. The term dates from 1949 and was applied to…
“Cheetos are alternative carrots”
Entry in progress -- BP “Cheetos are nature’s carrots” is a related saying. Wikipedia: Cheetos Cheetos (formerly styled as Chee-tos until 1998) is a crunchy corn-cheese puff snack brand made…