“Anything is deductible until you’re audited”
"Anything/Everything is deductible until you're audited" is a tax saying that has been cited in print since at least 2003. The saying means that the taxpayer can make a plausible…
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“Anything is popsicle when I’m with you”
"With ice cream, anything is popsicle" -- a pun on "anything is possible" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@Alecmonty we so should. Remember…
“Anything recommended by a stoned person comes highly recommended”
"Anything recommended by a stoned person comes highly recommended" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 20, 2018. That is, the stoned person was "high" when he/she…
“Anything recommended by a stoned person is highly recommended”
"Anything recommended by a stoned person comes highly recommended" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on April 20, 2018. That is, the stoned person was "high" when he/she…
“Anything worth doing is worth doing for money”
"Anything worth doing is worth doing well' (or "If something's worth doing, it's worth doing well") is a saying that dates back to at least the 1700s. The saying means…
“Anywhere you leave your remote control becomes a remote location”
Remote controls are usually found in remote locations. "The best place to keep a remote control is in a remote location!" was posted on Twitter on June 9, 2011. "They call it a…
“Apartment complex implies the existence of a togetherment simple”
Many people have suggested that "apartments" should really be called "togetherments." "Inaccurate Euphemisms. Why are lodging to let almost always advertised not as…
“Apartments should be called togetherments”
Many people have suggested that "apartments" should really be called "togetherments." "Inaccurate Euphemisms. Why are lodging to let almost always advertised not as…
“Apparently ‘cheesecake & tacos’ wasn’t the answer when he asked me about my weaknesses”
Employment interviewers often ask a job applicant what his or her weaknesses are. A jocular line is: "Apparently 'cheesecake & tacos' wasn't the answer the interviewer was…
“Apparently ‘cheesecake & tacos’ wasn’t the answer when he asked me about my weaknesses”
Employment interviewers often ask a job applicant what his or her weaknesses are. A jocular line is: "Apparently 'cheesecake & tacos' wasn't the answer the interviewer was…
“Apparently ‘just fuck me up’ is not a proper coffee order at Starbucks”
"Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not a proper coffee order at Starbucks" (or "Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks")…
“Apparently ‘just fuck me up’ is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks”
"Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not a proper coffee order at Starbucks" (or "Apparently 'just fuck me up' is not an appropriate coffee order at Starbucks")…
“Apparently ‘spite’ is not an appropriate answer to ‘What motivates you?’”
"What motivates you?" is a popular job interview question. "Apparently 'spite' is not an appropriate answer to 'What motivates you?'" is a jocular saying…
“Apparently ‘the vibes are off’ isn’t a good excuse to leave work early”
"Apparently 'the vibes are off' isn’t a good excuse to leave work early" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I just have to leave work early today the…
“Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the internet than at an actual store”
The internet has a lot of pornography. A joke has been cited in print since at least 2011: "Apparently it takes men longer to shop on the Internet than at an actual store –- but that's…
“Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair”
"Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Apparently, a cat has caught COVID-19. Don’t ask meow!”
A COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic joke is that a cat got Covid-19, or that a cat gave Covid-19 to its owner. The punchline: "Don't ask meow." ("Don't ask me how.")…
“Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving”
"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on Twitter by…
“Apparently, mime on mime violence is a real problem. You just don’t hear about it”
"Mime extremists are responsible for a lot of violence. You just don't hear about it" is a mime joke that was posted on Twitter by Baron Spider on March 23, 2014. "Apparently…
“Apparently, rush hour starts the second I put my key in the ignition, no matter what time I leave”
"Apparently, rush hour starts the second I put my key in the ignition, no matter what time I leave" is a jocular one-line saying about rush hour. The saying was posted on Twitter on…