The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to stay at home, like their pets. "People say dogs can be hard to train, well look at all the humans now who cant 'sit' &…
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
"You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I?" is a riddle that has been printed in many images. The answer is…
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. A popular meme shows one saying, "You told me the tacos were Keto," with the reply, "I said these are…
"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science" is a jocular alcohol saying that has been printed on many images. The line was…
Are you an adult when you start to explore different settings on household appliances? This joke was poste on X/Twitter by harky on October 4, 2025, and it received over 14,000 likes: "You…
Unsubscribing from an email list should not be difficult, but some lists don't want people to leave. A joke was posted on Twitter by Brad Frost on October 14, 2016: "You unsubscribed from…
Unsubscribing from an email list should not be difficult, but some lists don't want people to leave. A joke was posted on Twitter by Brad Frost on October 14, 2016: "You unsubscribed from…
People sweep the floor, then mop -- and find that they didn't sweep well enough. "Just when you think you've swept up all the dog hair, then you start to mop..." was posted on…
"You wanna pizza me?" (a pizza version of "Do you want a piece of me?" -- that is, the start of an argument or a fight) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
Parents can take their children to travel the world with them, but the kids usually want to eat the same order of chicken tenders, or just chicken nuggets and fries. "You wanna travel but…
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
Roman emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated on March 15, 44 BC, at a Senate meeting. "you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?" was posted on X/Twitter by…
"You want men to stop staring at your boobs? Eat a banana" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eating a banana often represents the sex act of fellatio. "how to…
An acceptable sickness to some people is being too sick to go to school or to work, but well enough to play video games at home. "Homemade turkey and vegetable broth with rotini for me and the…
An acceptable sickness to some people is being too sick to go to school or to work, but well enough to play video games at home. "Homemade turkey and vegetable broth with rotini for me and the…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak led to this "joke": "You want to hear a coronavirus joke? You probably won't get it." "Get it" refers to both the joke and the…
The Social Security crisis led to this "joke": "You want to hear a Social Security joke? You probably won't get it." "Get it" refers to both the joke and the…
The Western African Ebola virus epidemic (2013-2016) led to this "joke": "You want to hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it." "Get it" refers to both the…