“Baseball is wrong. A man with four balls cannot walk”
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many versions have this as a "Confucius say" mock Chinese proverb.…
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“Baseball must be a great game to survive the people who run it”
Sportswriter Arthur Daley (1904-1976) wrote in "Sports of the Times" in the New York (NY) Times of November 10, 1964: "As some sage once wrote: Baseball must be a great game to…
“Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die”
"Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "I was doing some figuring last…
“Basketball is a game of runs”
"Basketball is a game of runs" means that there are periods when one team gets hot, but then cools off and the other team gets hot. The term "basketball is a game of spurts"…
“Bath salts imply the existence of bath peppers”
Bath salts are not for eating baths -- and there is no "bath peppers" -- but there are jokes. "For the woman you love, how about bath salts? And for the woman you hate how about bath…
“Bath salts? What about bath peppers?! Heh!”
Bath salts are not for eating baths -- and there is no "bath peppers" -- but there are jokes. "For the woman you love, how about bath salts? And for the woman you hate how about bath…
“Bathroom is for eating customers only” (restaurant sign)
Restaurants sometimes state that tables or parking or restrooms are "for eating customers only." The joke is that this implies cannibalism of "eating customers" (rather than…
“Batman doesn’t cover his whole face because he needs the police to know he’s white”
The American comic book superhero "Batman" has a costume that only covers half his face. This was posted on Twitter by Randall Otis on APril 8, 2020: "The reason Batman doesn’t…
“Bats are just Halloween butterflies”
"Bats are just Halloween butterflies" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The painted bat is like a halloween butterfly" was posted on Reddit -- Woahdude on…
“BBQ is delicious. Blueberries are tart. If y’all don’t love Texas, well bless your heart”
A Texas poem was posted on X/Twitter by Texas Humor on January 15, 2016: "BBQ is good Blueberries are tart If you don't like Texas Well bless your heart." "BBQ is tasty..."…
“BBQ is good. Blueberries are tart. If you don’t like Texas, well bless your heart”
A Texas poem was posted on X/Twitter by Texas Humor on January 15, 2016: "BBQ is good Blueberries are tart If you don't like Texas Well bless your heart." "BBQ is tasty..."…
“BBQ is tasty. Blueberries are tart. If you don’t like Texas, well bless your heart”
A Texas poem was posted on X/Twitter by Texas Humor on January 15, 2016: "BBQ is good Blueberries are tart If you don't like Texas Well bless your heart." "BBQ is tasty..."…
“BBQ Routine” (joke)
A meme called "BBQ Rules" or "The Aussie/Canadian/Dutch/Kiwi BBQ Routine" or "When a Man Does the BBQ" has been printed on many images and goes like this, with several…
“BBQ Rules” (joke)
A meme called "BBQ Rules" or "The Aussie/Canadian/Dutch/Kiwi BBQ Routine" or "When a Man Does the BBQ" has been printed on many images and goes like this, with several…
“BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup”
Several sauces have been described as "sexy ketchup" -- that is, a sauce with a "kick" (hotness or other flavor). "BBQ sauce is just sexy ketchup" was posted on…
“BBQ, beer, freedom”
"BBQ, beer, freedom" is an American saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing like BBQ, Beer and Freedom to celebrate this great country's birthday. Happy 4th of…
“BC is now ‘Before Coronavirus.’ AD is now “After Distancing’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was so important, people had new names for B.C. and A.D. "We’re gonna need a better abbreviation than PP for pre-pandemic and post-pandemic. BC (before…
“BDSM cows make whipped cream”
"Whipped cream" has nothing to do with BDSM, but there are jokes. "Whipped cream comes from cows that are into bdsm" was posted on Twitter by whiny teenager on May 20, 2012.…
“Be a cupcake in a world full of muffins”
"Be a cupcake in a world (full) of muffins" (or "You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins") is a saying that has been printed on many images. A cupcake is similar…
“Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios”
"Be a Froot/Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios" -- that is, to be colorful and to stand out -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "To me at least she is a true fruit…