“Happy Mexican St. Patrick’s Day” (Cinco de Mayo)
Many people celebrate St. Patrick's Day by drinking Guinness stout, and then celebrate Cinco de Mayo by drinking Corona beer. "Cinco de Mayo is all about drinking.... just like St.…
Many people celebrate St. Patrick's Day by drinking Guinness stout, and then celebrate Cinco de Mayo by drinking Corona beer. "Cinco de Mayo is all about drinking.... just like St.…
"Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your children" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Happy Mother’s Day to the iPad that is raising your…
"Happy new year!" is a traditional greeting said on January 1st. A popular way to say it is "HAP-py new year!" American stage and film actor Charles J. Winninger (1884-1969)…
The Academy Awards (Oscars) often contains some speeches about morality. "Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying as they…
The Academy Awards (Oscars) often contains some speeches about morality. "Happy Oscar night! Where we get to watch people who glorify disobedience, adultery, murder, theft, and lying as they…
"Happy people live longer. Bacon makes you happy. Therefore, bacon makes you live longer" is a bacon saying that has been printed on many images. "happy people live longer...bacon…
Entry in progress -- BP Wikiquote: Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Marie Freifrau von Ebner-Eschenbach (Baroness Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) (September 13, 1830 – March 12, 1916) was an Mähren…
"Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my 'Woo Hoo!' for Friday" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. "off to work -- woo hoo for Friday!" was…
"Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my 'Woo Hoo!' for Friday" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. "off to work -- woo hoo for Friday!" was…
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
"HAPPY TUESDAY!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" and "Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee" are sayings that have been…
"Happy whatever doesn't offend you" is a greeting appropriate for all holidays and all religions that has been printed in many images. "Merry Christmas," for example, might…
"Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Alexa and Siri are virtual assistants with female…
"Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri, the only women who listen to men!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Alexa and Siri are virtual assistants with female…
People who drink alcohol are "hard" drinkers (as opposed to those who like "soft" drinks). A classic joke was printed in the New York City humor magazine Puck on September 18,…
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Hard Soda is really just the…
Zima (a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage) was introduced in 1993. White Claw Hard Seltzer was introduced in 2016, and it's been compared to Zima. "Karl Marx failed to consider…
"Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store, but break as soon as you put something inside them" is a taco saying that has been printed on several images.…
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is…