“Grandmother—a wonderful mother with lots of practice”
"Grandmother -- a wonderful mother with lots of practice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005 and is of unknown…
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“Grandpa leapt around in his undies on the 4th. It was his In-Depends-Dance Day”
"Independence Day" is sometimes joked as "In Depends Dance Day." Depend is an adult undergarment. "Denaldo celebrates by putting on adult diapers and cavorting about the…
“Granola bars are edible particle boards”
Some people believe that granola bars taste like particle boards. "When the fine Kashi people say their granola bars are 'chewy' what they really mean is that they're 'like…
“Grape or grain, but never the twain”
'Never mix the grape and the grain" -- that is, do not mix a grape drink (such as wine) with a grain drink (such as beer) -- is a proverb that has been popular since at least the 1940s.…
“Grape: Wine in pill form”
"Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I'm not used to consuming wine in pill form" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Someone offered me…
“Grapefruit is a fruit named after a fruit”
"Grapefruit" is a strange name to many. "Grapefruit, a fruit named after a fruit" was posted on Twitter by Mdange kaTshiwo on July 8, 2014. "Grapefruit: the only fruit…
“Grapefruit tastes like it’s trying to kill you”
Not everyone likes the taste of grapefruit. "Grapefruit tastes like it's trying to kill you" was posted on Twitter by breiana on March 15, 2014. "Grapefruit tastes like…
“Grass grows by inches, but dies by feet” (groundskeeping adage)
"Grass grows by inches, but dies by feet" was coined by Ohio epigram writer Henry Archer Diehl, Jr. (1911-1994) and has been cited in print since at least 1947. Diehl, the principal of an…
“Gratitude is for favors yet to be received”
“Gratitude is for favors yet to be received" is "Rule 35" by Henry Stern, the founder of NYCivic. Stern said that the quote is from Robert F. Wagner (1877-1953), the United States…
“Gravity doesn’t care if you believe in it or not”
"Science/Gravity/Global warming/Climate change doesn't care if you believe in it or not" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that there are…
“Gravity fighter sounds much cooler than weightlifter”
A weightlifter works against gravity. "I'm not a weightlifter... I'm a bad ass gravity fighter" was posted on Twitter by Trent Burke on December 16, 2015. "Weight lifting…
“Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?”
"Gravity can be gravy all you need is to remove it" was posted on Twitter by "J ☆ ℅ ฿" on May 8, 2017. The word "gravy" plus the word "it" can form the…
“Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast”
"Gravity is what you get when you eat too much and too fast" was included in a 1931 list titled "Boners: Being a collection of schoolboy wisdom, or knowledge as it is sometimes…
“Gravy boat implies the existence of a gravy fleet”
Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John O'Donoghue on May 28,…
“Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy planes, gravy trains, and gravy automobiles”
Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John O'Donoghue on May 28,…
“Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy rivers and gravy lakes”
Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John O'Donoghue on May 28,…
“Great abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym”
"Abs are made in the kitchen" is a bodybuilding saying that has been put on posters and other items. The saying implies that great abdominal muscles can be developed through proper diet…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“Great housekeepers aren’t born, they’re maid”
"Maid" shouldn't be confused with "made," but there are jokes. "Housekeepers aren't born they're maid" was posted on Twitter by Dang Laser on January 7,…