“Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing”
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
"Addressing" can sound like "a dressing" and, of course, there are salad dressing jokes. "Dry salad is a problem that needs addressing" was posted on Twitter by Jake…
"Where there's fat, there's flavor" is a food saying, but some fat people appreciate it. "Where's there's fat there's flavor. Fuckit,a compliment is a…
Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children (WIC) has nothing to do with the American neo-noir action film series and media franchise John Wick, but there are jokes. The…
"Dudes quick to say women don't cook like grandma use to but y'all don't pay bills like grandpa used to either" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many people refrain from handshakes and hugs. "Due to corona virus I will not shake hands or hug... you may kneel or bow to me.., either will be…
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, many people were asked to work from home. "I wish all of the violent rioters and looters would work from home. #Peacefulprotest" was posted on…
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, many people were asked to work from home. "I wish all of the violent rioters and looters would work from home. #Peacefulprotest" was posted on…
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, many people were asked to work from home. "I wish all of the violent rioters and looters would work from home. #Peacefulprotest" was posted on…
"Due to unforeseen circumstances not within my control, I will be late" is a saying that might be acceptable for work. A joke on this was posted on Twitter by stoned cold fox on May 3,…
The “five-second rule” states that if food falls on the floor, it’s still good to eat if you pick it up within five seconds. The “rule,” however, has been debunked. Some people jocularly…
"Due to inflation I hear Dollar tree is changing their name to Tree fiddy!" was posted on Twitter by Kumioko on January 22, 2022. "Due to inflation and rising gas prices, Dollar Tree…
"Due to inflation I hear Dollar tree is changing their name to Tree fiddy!" was posted on Twitter by Kumioko on January 22, 2022. "Due to inflation and rising gas prices, Dollar Tree…
Walmart stores have a reputation for not having enough registers open. "Due to panic buying, Walmart has opened a second register" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke…
Walmart almost never, it seems, opens enough checkout lanes. "Update: Walmart prepares for the beginning of school year rush by opening a second register" was posted on Twitter by BSU…
Walmart almost never, it seems, opens enough checkout lanes. "Update: Walmart prepares for the beginning of school year rush by opening a second register" was posted on Twitter by BSU…
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
"Due to personal reasons, I'm still going to be fluffy this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March,…
"Due to personal reasons, I’m going to keep posting memes instead of seeking professional help" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that people who post many…
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…