“Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late”

“Due to unforeseen circumstances not within my control, I will be late” is a saying that might be acceptable for work. A joke on this was posted on Twitter by stoned cold fox on May 3, 2022:
     
Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.” 
   
The tweet went viral and received over 231,800 likes.
   
     
Twitter
stoned cold fox
@roastmalone_
due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late
3:31 PM · May 3, 2022
       
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stoned cold fox due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late
 
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1 aug 2022
due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late
 
Facebook
Word Porn
January 13, 2023 at 9:00 PM ·
Due to
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
Due to foreseen
circumstances well
within my control
I will be late.
roastmalone_
 
Twitter
Declaration of Memes
@libertycappy
(the following tweet is shown.—ed.)
stoned cold fox
@roastmalone_
due to foreseen circumstances well
within my control I will be late
2:30 PM · Feb 5, 2023