“Baseball doesn’t sound anywhere near as exciting as acidball”
Baseball is sometimes used in chemistry jokes. "If Al Kaline played baseball, who played acidball?" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 5, 1996. "If a baseball…
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“Baseball implies the existence of acidball”
Baseball is sometimes used in chemistry jokes. "Baseball implies the existence of acidball" was posted on Twitter by 12 Days of President Warren G. Harding on October 23, 2019.…
“Baseball implies the existence of cringeball”
"Base" and "cringe" are opposites, so many people have applied this to the sport of baseball to invent its opposite. "Baseball or cringeball?" was posted on Twitter…
“Baseball is a game of adjustments”
Many sports have been called "a game of adjustments." "Football is a game of adjustments" was cited in print in 1959. "This (baseball -- ed.) is a game of adjustments"…
“Baseball is ninety percent mental, and the other half is physical”
"Baseball is 90 percent mental" has been cited in print since at least 1974. Kansas City Royals outfielder Jim Wohlford was cited in April 1974 for saying:: "Ninety per cent of this…
“Baseball is the first sport. The Bible says, ‘In the big inning…’”
What's the oldest sport? Baseball is the first sport because it's in the Bible, according to a very old joke that's been cited since at least 1881: "Base ball is old in the…
“Baseball is the only sport you can play with food in your mouth”
Many baseball players have stuff in their mouths, such as gum or chewing tobacco. "Baseball is the only game you can play with food in your mouth smh" was posted on Twitter on May 15,…
“Baseball is the only sport you can play with food in your mouth”
Many baseball players have stuff in their mouths, such as gum or chewing tobacco. "Baseball is the only game you can play with food in your mouth smh" was posted on Twitter on May 15,…
“Baseball is weird”
"Baseball is weird" (or "baseball is a weird game") is a common saying. Unlike sports such as football, basketball, hockey and soccer, there is no clock is baseball. There is no…
“Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk”
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many versions have this as a "Confucius say" mock Chinese proverb.…
“Baseball is wrong. A man with four balls cannot walk”
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many versions have this as a "Confucius say" mock Chinese proverb.…
“Baseball must be a great game to survive the people who run it”
Sportswriter Arthur Daley (1904-1976) wrote in "Sports of the Times" in the New York (NY) Times of November 10, 1964: "As some sage once wrote: Baseball must be a great game to…
“Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die”
"Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "I was doing some figuring last…
“Basketball is a game of runs”
"Basketball is a game of runs" means that there are periods when one team gets hot, but then cools off and the other team gets hot. The term "basketball is a game of spurts"…
“Bath salts imply the existence of bath peppers”
Bath salts are not for eating baths -- and there is no "bath peppers" -- but there are jokes. "For the woman you love, how about bath salts? And for the woman you hate how about bath…
“Bath salts? What about bath peppers?! Heh!”
Bath salts are not for eating baths -- and there is no "bath peppers" -- but there are jokes. "For the woman you love, how about bath salts? And for the woman you hate how about bath…
“Bathroom is for eating customers only” (restaurant sign)
Restaurants sometimes state that tables or parking or restrooms are "for eating customers only." The joke is that this implies cannibalism of "eating customers" (rather than…
“Batman doesn’t cover his whole face because he needs the police to know he’s white”
The American comic book superhero "Batman" has a costume that only covers half his face. This was posted on Twitter by Randall Otis on APril 8, 2020: "The reason Batman doesn’t…
“BBQ is delicious. Blueberries are tart. If y’all don’t love Texas, well bless your heart”
A Texas poem was posted on X/Twitter by Texas Humor on January 15, 2016: "BBQ is good Blueberries are tart If you don't like Texas Well bless your heart." "BBQ is tasty..."…
“BBQ is good. Blueberries are tart. If you don’t like Texas, well bless your heart”
A Texas poem was posted on X/Twitter by Texas Humor on January 15, 2016: "BBQ is good Blueberries are tart If you don't like Texas Well bless your heart." "BBQ is tasty..."…