“Copper is the only commodity with a Ph.D. in economics” (Wall Street adage)
"Copper is the only commodity/metal with a Ph.D. in economics" is a Wall Street adage, resulting in the nickname "Dr. Copper." Copper is an important industrial metal. If…
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“Copper wire was invented by two Jews/ Scots/ Irish/ Dutch/ lawyers fighting over the same penny”
"Copper wire was invented by two Jews/Scots/Irish/Dutch/lawyers fighting over the same penny" is a joke that stereotypes an individual or group for being tight with money. The joke…
“Cops are like a box of chocolates. They’ll kill your dog”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). Many people love chocolate, but it can kill…
“Cops can’t take your drugs if you take them first”
"Cops can't take your drugs if you take them first" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The joke is on the word "take" -- the cops will take (confiscate) the…
“Core elation is not causation” (joke)
An apple pun was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on March 10, 2020: "Violent crime has increased with the rate of people made joyous by the central part of an apple. But then again, core elation…
“Corks are for quitters”
"Corks are for quitters" (such as when someone corks a wine bottle that is not finished) is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Corks are for quitters"…
“Corn dogs are just meat lollipops”
Corn dogs have been compared to lollipops and popsicles. "Yeah, corn dogs are meat popsicles, jeez!" was posted on Twitter by Melissa & Dawn on November 3, 2009. " Someone on fb…
“Corn dogs are just meat popsicles”
Corn dogs have been compared to lollipops and popsicles. "Yeah, corn dogs are meat popsicles, jeez!" was posted on Twitter by Melissa & Dawn on November 3, 2009. " Someone on fb…
“Corn dogs are just meat Twinkies”
Corn dogs have been compared to Twinkies. "Corn dogs are meat-filled twinkies" was posted on Twitter by Duff LeBag on July 4, 2010. "'corn dogs are just meat Twinkies'…
“Corn dogs imply the existence of corn cats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“Corn is a speedometer for your digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "It occured to me today that chipotle's corn salsa can act as a speedometer for your digestive system"…
“Corn is just reverse pomegranate”
A corn on the cob has corn kernels on the outside. Pomegranates have many seeds, which are on the inside. "pomegranates are like reverse corn" was posted on Twitter by Jingle Gisele on…
“Corn is the tracer bullet of the digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "Corn is the tracer bullet of your bowels" was posted on Twitter by Patrick on February 5, 2012. "Corn is…
“Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka…”
"Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka. Can't get drunk without farmers!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Corn makes…
“Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians”
"They should call corn on the cob 'ribs for vegans'" is a saying was posted on Twitter on May 25, 2012. "Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians" was posted on…
“Cornbread ain’t done in the middle” (stupid)
"Bread/Cornbread ain't done in the middle" (a person is stupid) is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorshup is unknown. "Her bread ain't done in the…
“Corndogs imply the existence of corncats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“Corner stores really watch kids grow from soda & chips to blunts & alcohol”
Corner stores can watch kids grow -- and then see them buy different things. "CORNER STORES REALLY WATCH KIDS GROW FROM SODA & CHIPS TO BLUNTS & ALCOHOL" was posted on Twitter by…
“Corner stores really watch kids grow from soda & chips to condoms & alcohol”
Corner stores can watch kids grow -- and then see them buy different things. "CORNER STORES REALLY WATCH KIDS GROW FROM SODA & CHIPS TO BLUNTS & ALCOHOL" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cornerbacks need short memories” (football adage)
All football cornerbacks get beaten for touchdowns, and those embarrassing plays make the game's highlights. 'Cornerbacks need short memories" is a popular football adage. A…