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“Cheese balls are spherical Cheetos”

Cheetos (a crunchy corn puff snack brand) has been compared to cheese balls and cheese puffs. "Cheetos are cheese balls elongated" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs on August 27,…

“Cheese is just a loaf of milk”

Cheese (except for vegan cheese) is usually derived from milk. "THE WORD 'CHEESE' IS CANCELLED everyone must now call it a loaf of milk" Was posted on Facebook by Callum…

“Cheese is just food glue”

Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…

“Cheese is just milk jerky”

"Who do I talk to about renaming cheese to be 'milk jerky'?" was posted on Twitter by Alex Pasco on August 14, 2008. "Cheese is milk jerky" was posted on Twitter by…

“Cheese is the adult form of milk”

"Cheese is the adult form of milk, no longer liquid but solid or semi-solid" was written by André Simon in his book Cheeses of the World (1956). The line is more frquently credited,…