“Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
"Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday" (also "Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday” and "Hump Day Wednesday: not as…
Food/Drink
“Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore…it’s basically a personality trait”
"Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore…it’s basically a personality trait" is a jocular one-line saying from someone who is always hungry. "Hungry is basically a…
“Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants”
"Hunting is easier for vegans because it's easier to sneak up on plants" is a jocular saying that became popular in December 2014. The website I Can Has Cheezburger? illustrated the…
“Hurricane Reminder: Red wine doesn’t need to be refrigerated”
"Hurricane Reminder: Red wine doesn't need to be refrigerated" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hurricane tip: Red wine does not need to be…
“Hurry up and pass out the test before I forget everything!”
Many students study for a test, but then quickly forget everything. “Let's do the test before I forget everything" was published in a 1997 book. "Let's do this test before I…
“Husband and I went grocery shopping with masks, got home, took off masks…wrong husband!”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. "Husband and I went grocery shopping with masks. Got home, took off masks, brought home wrong husband! Stay…
“Hush puppies are just American falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Hush puppies are just redneck falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Hush puppies are just Southern falafel”
Hushpuppies (deep-fried round balls made from cornmeal-based batter) have been compared to falafel balls (deep-fried balls or patty made from ground chickpeas, fava beans, or both). "My…
“Hustle for that muscle”
"Hustle for the/that muscle" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Try this link ...hustle for the muscle !" was posted on Twitter by MC HAMMER on May 15,…
“Hustle until you no longer have to introduce yourself”
"Hustle/Work until you no longer have/need to introduce yourself" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but possibly comes from several of the…
“Hustle until you no longer need to introduce yourself”
"Hustle/Work until you no longer have/need to introduce yourself" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown, but possibly comes from several of the…
“Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring”
"Hustle until the/your haters ask if you're hiring" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Hustle until your haters ask if you're hiring" was…
“Hydrate to dominate”
"Hydrate to dominate" (or "hydrate 2 dominate") is a slogan to remind people -- especially athletes -- to drink more water. "Hydrate to dominate!" has been cited in…
“Hydro Flasks with straw lids are just adult sippy cups”
A Hydro Flask (often written as "hydroflask") has been compared to a sippy cup. "I don't like to complain much but my hydroflask is a literal sippy cup & it's not…
“Hydroflasks are just sippy cups for adults”
A Hydro Flask (often written as "hydroflask") has been compared to a sippy cup. "I don't like to complain much but my hydroflask is a literal sippy cup & it's not…
“Hyperbole is the worst figure of speech in the multiverse”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
“Hyperbole is the worst thing ever!”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
“Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
“Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A hyperbole version is: "Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely…