“Fruit is just tree eggs”
Fruit grows on trees, and many have called fruit "tree eggs." "Fruit is really just tree eggs" was posted on Twitter by David Wester on January 3, 2012. "If you think about…
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“Fruit, like people, have bellybuttons where they were plucked”
The stem of a fruit has sometimes been compared to a human belly button. "Fruit and vegetables all have belly buttons" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February 15, 2017.…
“Fruitcake is the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Fruits and vegetables prevent constipation. That’s why they call it pro-deuce”
"Produce" sounds like "pro-deuce," and a pun is: "Fruits and vegetables prevent constipation. That's why they call it pro-deuce." "Deuce" means…
“Fruits are just plant ovaries”
Fruits are sometimes called "plant ovaries." "Botanically, grapes, blueberries, cranberries, kiwis and currants are all berries; they are single fruits derived from the plant's…
“Fruits are just tree eggs”
Fruit grows on trees, and many have called fruit "tree eggs." "Fruit is really just tree eggs" was posted on Twitter by David Wester on January 3, 2012. "If you think about…
“Frunk as duck”
"Frunk as duck" (a spoonerism for "drunk as fuck") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Frunk As Duck So drunk, you cnt even pronounce your words properly,…
“Frustration is knowing that the agenda is not hidden anymore and yet the sheep are still obeying”
"Frustration is knowing that the agenda is not hidden anymore and yet the sheep are still obeying" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the COVID-19…
“Fuck it, life is short. Order the fries AND the mashed potatoes and then dip the fries in the mashed potatoes”
Some people can't decide between ordering mashed potatoes and french fries. This was posted on Facebook by "This Is Why I'm Single" on February 26, 2021, and received over 3,700…
“Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends…”
Soccer is a low-scoring game. "RT @edheenan: Fuck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar" was posted on Twitter by Bugle Boy…
“Fuck Texas”
"Fuck Texas" is not exactly original or inventive. It is, however, a popular t-shirt design on CafePress.com. People proudly wear t-shirts with curse words against Texas? Some consider…
“Fuck ups are easier to do than sit ups and push ups”
"I'm not good at push ups, pull ups, or sit ups. I'm pretty good at fuck ups though" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Im ok when it comes to sit…
“Fuck work! I’m still going. I’m just saying”
"Fuck work! I'm still going. I'm just saying" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs to work to survive, but it is not happy about the…
“Fuck Y’all, I’m from Texas” (“Fuck You, I’m from Texas”)
"Fuck Y'all, I'm From Texas" is a t-shirt slogan that's been current since the 1980s. See also "Fuck Texas" and "Tuck Fexas." Funny T-ShirtOur orange…
“Fuckoffee—Slang used to to tell someone to go away, be quiet, or don’t ask me questions…”
"Good morning, I'll take a large iced fuckoffee with a shot of stresspress" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Fuckoffee" (fuck off + coffee) is a…
“Fudgitive—One who eats sweets secretly, without sharing”
"Fudgitive" (fudge + fugitive) is a portmanteau that has been used in some jokes. "The Fudgitive #oneletteroffmovies" was posted on Twitter by Terry Bull on October 24, 2009.…
“Fueled by caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts”
"I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" is a coffee saying that has been printed on any images. "Running solely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts" was…
“Full of wind as a corn-eating horse”
"As full of wind as a corn-eatin' horse" has been on several Texas slang collections on the internet. The saying has been around since at least 1998. Texas TriflesFriday, March 19,…
“Fun City” nickname (1966)
New York's "Fun City" nickname was born in the first days of Mayor John Lindsay's administration in January 1966. There was a transit strike; after observing New York's…
“Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 89%”
"Fun Fact: Alcohol increases the size of the 'send' button by 89%" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people send more inappropriate texts,…