“What kind of dress pants does coffee wear?”/“Cappuchinos.”
Cappuccino (espresso-based coffee) has nothing to do with chinos (trousers from chino cloth), but there are jokes. "I can only presume that those coffees advertised as 'Cappuchinos'…
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“What kind of driver never gets a ticket?”/“A screwdriver.”
A driver riddle has been printed on several images: Q: What kind of driver never gets a ticket?A: A screwdriver. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1969. 22 May 1969, San Diego (CA)…
“What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?”/“Pool-ups.”
A swimming riddle is: Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?A: Pool-ups. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Dermaswim Pro on February 25, 2011. There is no defined exercise as a…
“What kind of fire leaves a room damp?”/“A humidifire.”
A "humidifier" shouldn't be spelled "humidifire," but there are puns. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 12, 2019: Q: What kind of fire leaves a room…
“What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?”/“A jellyfish.”
A peanut butter and jelly riddle is: Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?A: A jellyfish. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1974. “I bet jellyfish are sad that there…
“What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?”/“2 Na.”
"rneerkat: rneerkat: what kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms 2 Na http://tmblr.co/ZkYVPwq-YCQs" was posted on Twitter by Roarar's Ready for Jul! (and others) on July 30,…
“What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?”/“Cauliflowers.”
A popular Valentine's Day riddle is: Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? A: Cauliflowers. The "flowers/cauliflowers" joke has been cited in print since…
“What kind of food does your toe eat?”/“Dori-toes.”
Doritos (tortilla chips) aren't Dory's toes, but there have been several jokes. "Doritoes? Okay. Eat these toes! With dori on emmm" was posted on Twitter on August 19, 2012.…
“What kind of greens do chickens eat?”/“Bok bok bok choy.”
A bok choy riddle was posted on Twitter by Denis Patrol on December 10, 2009: Q: What's a chicken's favorite vegetable?A: Bok bok bok choy. "Q: What kind of greens do chickens eat?…
“What kind of gun doesn’t kill animals?”/“A vegun.”
"Vegan" sometimes sounds like "ve-gun." A riddle was printed on an image on January 9, 2017: Q: What gun doesn't kill things?A: A vegun. TwitterMcDonalds Sprite…
“What kind of headaches do wheat farmers get?”/“My grains.”
"Migraine" sounds like "my grain." "I don't get headaches, but America's heartland gives me my grains" was posted on Twitter on August 5, 2011.…
“What kind of key do you have to cook before using?”/“A latke.”
Latkes (sometimes pronounced LATT-keys) are potato cakes traditionally served on the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah. There's a latke pun: Q: What kind of key do you have to cook before using?A: A…
“What kind of key opens a banana?”/“A monkey.”
A popular banana joke is: Q: What kind of key opens a banana?A: A monkey. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002. Google BooksOver 1500 Fantastic JokesBy Guy Campbell and Paul…
“What kind of key opens a haunted house?”/“A spoo-key.”
A popular Halloween haunted house riddle is: Q: What kind of key opens the door of a haunted house?A: A spoo-key. The joke was included in the book Holiday Howlers: Jokes for Punny Parties (2004).…
“What kind of keys do kids carry?”/“Cookies.”
A pun about cookies is: Q: What kind of keys do kids like to carry? A: Cookies. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1998. Google BooksThe Rugrats' Joke BookBy David LewmanNew York,…
“What kind of lights did Noah have in the ark?”/“Arc lights.”
A classic riddle about Noah's Ark has been cited in print since at least 1906, from the Yonkers (NY) Statesman: Q: What kind of lights did Noah have in the ark?A: Arc lights. A different…
“What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?”/“Floodlights.”
A classic riddle about Noah's Ark has been cited in print since at least 1906, from the Yonkers (NY) Statesman: Q: What kind of lights did Noah have in the ark?A: Arc lights. A different…
“What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?”/“Olay!”
Olay (or Oil of Olay) is an American skin care brand. It has nothing to do with the Spanish word "olé," but there are jokes. "Spanish bullfighters use Oil of Olé face cream to beat…
“What kind of magic does a vegan wizard use?”/“Soycery.”
"Soycery" (soy + sorcery) was printed in a riddle published on Reddit -- Jokes on April 27, 2017: Q: What kind of magic does a vegan wizard use?A: Soycery. The "soycery"…
“What kind of milk do they use to make Swiss cheese?”/“Hole milk.”
A riddle about the holes in Swiss cheese is: Q: What kind of milk do they use to make Swiss cheese?A: Hole milk. The pun is on "whole milk." "Is Swiss cheese made out of hole…