“What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?”
"What if lollipops moaned every time we licked them?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "black-and-white-exo: krisbuttholeimnida: what if lollipops moaned…
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“What if nobody was president and we all promised real hard to just be cool”
"What if nobody was president and we all promised real hard to just be cool" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was popular in the U.S. presidential election…
“What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?” (joke)
"What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?" is a popular food joke. The Spanish word "soy" means "I am." although the word "milk"…
“What if the daylight didn’t want to be saved?”
There is daylight saving time (DST), but no one asked daylight its feelings in the matter. "What if the daylight didn't want to be saved?" was posted on Twitter by Jackie M. Briski…
“What if the Hokey-Pokey really is what it’s all about?”
The Hokey-Pokey dance has the singer explain to the dancers: "You put your (leg/arm) in, you put your (leg/arm) out, you put your (leg/arm) in and you shake it all about. You do the…
“What if the lottery is an institution to catch time travelers?”
If someone could time travel, then wouldn't it make sense to play the lottery and win a lot of money? "What if the lottery is an Institution to catch Time Travelers?" was posted on…
“What if the Mike from Mike’s Hard Lemonade is the same Mike from Jersey Mike’s?”
"Mike" is a common name, used on several food products. "Is Jersey Mike the same Mike that has the hard lemonade?" was posted on X/Twitter by Tyler? on January 24, 2025.…
“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" was printed in the New…
“What if they aren’t stars at all, but holes poked in the top of the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where Little Debbie lives”
"What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don't even know where Little Debbie lives" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Little…
“What if they’re not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“What if they’re not stars? What if they’re holes poked in the top of a container so we can breathe”
"What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "u believe in stars? fool.…
“What if this quarantine is just the aliens fattening us up before the big harvest?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people ate and got fat. "Corona virus is really just aliens fattening us up before they come eat us" was posted on Twitter…
“What if tinfoil producers create conspiracies so people buy their tinfoil?”
"Tin foil hat" has become a stereotype for a conspiracy theorist. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on January 4, 2018: "What if tinfoil producers create conspiracies so…
“What if UFOs are just billionaires from other planets?”
Billionaires such as Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson all created companies to explore space. "What if UFOs are just empty vehicles sent into space by the eccentric billionaires of…
“What if UFOs are just empty vehicles sent into space by eccentric billionaires of other planets?”
Billionaires such as Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Richard Branson all created companies to explore space. "What if UFOs are just empty vehicles sent into space by the eccentric billionaires of…
“What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up it’s the cookie trying to breathe..”
"What if when you dunk a cookie in milk and see bubbles come up it's the cookie trying to breathe and really you just drowned a cookie and you're a murderer" is a saying that…
“What if you pronounced ‘female” like ‘tamale’?”
The words "female" and "tamale" are pronounced differently. "Why is the word 'female' not pronounced like 'tamale'? Civilization will end if I do not…
“What if your father was a horse thief?” (political affiliation joke)
A classic political affiliation joke involves Theodore Roosevelt or a Northerner. The Northerner asks a Southerner what political party he's a member of and why. The Southerner responds that…
“What instrument can only be played by a pair of sheep?”/“The tubaa.”
"Tuba" sounds like "two baa," and there are puns. "What instrument did the two sheep play? the tuBA" was posted on Twitter by Lexie Irwin on April 9, 2013. A riddle…