“There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done”
Eating popcorn can be addictive. This was posted on X/Twitter by 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 on September 13, 2024, and received about 175,000 likes: "There are two…
Food/Drink
“There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2”
"There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2" is a jocular one-line saying about reclaimed or recycled water that has been printed on many images.…
“There are two rules for success: 1.) Don’t tell all you know”
"There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't/Never tell all/everything you know" (the joke is that the second rule is not given) is a popular saying about success that has been…
“There are two seasons in the North—winter and road construction”
"There are two seasons in the North -- winter and road construction" is a joke told about many northern cities. "There are two seasons -- winter and August (or Fourth of July)"…
“There are two sides to every story—and then there’s the truth”
"There are two sides to every story" is a very old proverb; the Greek writer Aesop (620-564 BCE) in the fable "The Mule" wrote that "every truth has two sides." For an…
“There are two theories about how things happen in Washington: consensus or crisis”
A Washington (DC) maxim is that Congress acts only when there is either "a crisis or a consensus." That is, either something is so basic that everyone agrees and forms a consensus, or…
“There are two types of folks in this world: 1. Folks who go ‘Oooooh big stretch’ when a dog stretches. 2. Sociopaths”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
“There are two types of pain: Pain that hurts you and pain that changes you”
"There are two types of pain in this world: Pain that hurts you and pain that changes you" is a motivational quotation that has been printed on many posters. The saying was popularized by…
“There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data”
"There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" -- no second type is given -- is a jocular statement that has been printed on many images.…
“There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make…”
"There are two types of people in this world: People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "There…
“There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both”
"There are two types of people in this world. Avoid both" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "There are two type of people in the world. Right now, I am in a…
“There are two types of people: Coffee people and sad people”
"There are two kinds/types of people: Coffee people and sad people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "There are 2 kinds of people: Coffee people and sad…
“There are two types of people: those who trust the government and those who have read history”
"THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: . THOSE WHO TRUST THE GOVERNMENT . THOSE WHO HAVE READ HISTORY" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Turning Point USA on January 8,…
“There are two types of windows—windows that leak and windows that will leak”
Joseph Lstiburek is a forensic engineer; EcoHome magazine called him the "father of building science." Lstiburek wrote in Fine Homebuilding (April/May 2004): "There are only two…
“There are two typos of people in the world. Those who always notice spelling mistakes, and those who don’t”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two typos of people in the world. Those who always notice spelling mistakes, and those who donut”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two typos of people in the world. Those who proofread and those who don’t”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit and those who can’t”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two useless things In this world—a dull knife and an unloaded gun”
"There are 3 useless things in this world -- a dull knife, an unloaded gun & liberals" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "There's two useless…
“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt”
John Adams is often credited with the quotation: "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword, the other is by debt." There is no record that Adams ever said…