“Start a movement—eat a prune”
Prunes are known to be nature's laxatives. The bumper sticker "Start A Movement -- Eat A Prune" (a joke on "bowel movement") has been cited in print since at least 1973.…
Food/Drink
“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours’”
"Start each day with a positive thought like, 'I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours'" is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. "I start…
“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours’”
"Start each day with a positive thought like, 'I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours'" is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. "I start…
“Start each day with a positive thought like, ‘I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours’”
"Start each day with a positive thought like, 'I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours'" is a jocular anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. "I start…
“Start every day with a smile and get it over with”
"Start every day with a smile" became a common saying by the 1930s. "Start every day with a smile and get it over with" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on…
“Start every phone call with, ‘My battery is almost dead’”
"Start every phone call with, 'My battery is almost dead.' That way you can hang up on them when you're bored" is a jocular piece of advice that has been printed on many…
“Start Here. Get There.” (Austin Community College)
"Start Here. Get There." is the slogan of Austin Community College, trademarked from 1999. The college emphasizes that it's a good place for local residents to start a career. ACC…
“Start to resist or cease to exist”
"Resist or cease to exist," "Resist every day or cease to exist" and "Start to resist or cease to exist" are slogans that have been printed on many images.…
“Start unknown, finish unforgettable”
"Start unknown, finish unforgettable" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "Start unknown, finish unforgettable. #swoosh" was cited on Twitter on…
“Started going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly. Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot”
Many people go to the gym to drop ten pounds. No one wants to drop a ten pound dumbbell at the gym, but there are jokes. "I've been going to the gym and I've dropped 10 lbs.…
“Starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get worse”
Some people start the morning with a run, but others wouldn't think of doing so. This was posted on Twitter by Jacob Reinecker on July 17, 2018: "Starting your day with an early morning…
“Startup idea:: A gym that only charges when you don’t go”
Gyms make money overselling memberships, knowing that many people who buy memberships won't regularly go to the gym. But what about the opposite as a business plan? "Business idea: A gym…
“Starve your distractions. Feed your focus”
"Starve your distractions. Feed your focus" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is of unknown authorship. "Starve your distractions, feed your…
“States are the laboratories of democracy”
The states of the United States are often called the "laboratories" of the federal system. "The states are the laboratories of democracy" or "the states are the…
“Statism is the belief that a group of people who can’t fix potholes can fix an entire planet”
"Statism is the belief that a group of people who can't fix potholes can fix an entire planet" is an anti-government saying that has been pritned on several images. "STATISM IS…
“Statism is the national religion. Public school is where the catechism is taught”
"Statism is the national religion, and the public school is where the catechism is taught" was posted on Twitter by TheVoluntaryist on December 25, 2013. "Statism is the national…
“Statism is the utopian ideal that just the right amount of violence used by just the right…”
"Statism is the utopian ideal that just the right amount of violence used by just the right people in just the right direction can perfect society" is a saying that has been printed on…
“Statism: Ideas so good they have to be mandatory”
"Authoritarianism/ Communism/ Government/ Liberalism/ Marxism/ Progressivism/ Socialism/ Statism: Ideas so good, they have to be mandatory" is a political saying that has been printed on…
“Statism: The belief that you require permission to be free”
"Statism: The belief that you require permission to be free" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Statism: The belief that you require permission to be free" was…