“Sorry we’re closed but still awesome” (store sign)
"Come in, we're awesome" (or "Come in, we're open and awesome" is a store sign that has been printed on many images. "Come in, we're awesome" is a joke…
Food/Drink
“Sorry, I can’t go to school tomorrow. I fractured my motivation”
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
“Sorry, I can’t go to work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation”
"Sorry, I can't go to school/work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I can't go to school tomorrow because I…
“Sorry, I have plants this weekend”
"Sorry, I have plants this weekend" is a gardening joke version of "Sorry, I have plans this weekend" that has been printed on many images. “Sorry I have plants this…
“Sorry, my cat expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“Sorry, my dog expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“Sorry, my pet expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“Sorry, We’re Open” & 24/8 (Magnolia Cafe, Austin)
The Magnolia Cafe in Austin (two locations) is open 24 hours a day. Instead of a "Sorry, We're Closed" sign, it has a "Sorry, We're Open" sign. The restaurant proudly…
“Sorry, you can’t come in here without a Thai” (restaurant joke)
A popular food joke describes people of many nationalities attempting to enter a fine restaurant. A snooty maître d' delivers the punchline: "Sorry, you can't come in here without a…
“Sorry. Can’t. Sunday nights are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this week”
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
“Sorry. Can’t. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this week”
Sunday is a day for people to get nervous about the coming week. "Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this…
“Sotally tober” (joke on “totally sober”)
"Sotally tober" (a joke on "totally sober") has been printed on many images. "Sotally tober" has been cited in print since at least 1988, and was entered in the Urban…
“Soul mate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee”
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
“Soul mate sounds like something the Devil puts in his coffee”
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
“Soul! soul! for an apple or two. If you’ve got no apples, pears will do”
“Soul! soul! for an apple or two; If you’ve got no apples, pears will do” is a chant that was used for souling on All Souls' Day (November 2nd) in the 1800s. Notes and Queries, on…
“Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee”
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
“Soulmate sounds like something the Devil puts in his coffee”
"Soulmate sounds like something Satan puts in his coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee-Mate is put in coffee. "Soulmate sounds like something…
“Soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up”
"Soup," as some have pointed out, can be broken into the two words "so up." "New AP style rules (...) soup is now spelled so-up" was posted on X/Twitter by David…
“Soup is dinner cereal”
Cereal in milk (often made for breakfast) has been compared to soup (often made for dinner). "Soup is just dinner cereal" was posted on Twitter by Rosa Pasquarella on April 8, 2012.…
“Soup is food for people too lazy to chew”
Soup is mostly what someone drinks. It's been said that soup is for those who are too lazy to chew. "soup is food for people too lazy to chew" was posted on X/Twitter by "And…