“Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock”
"Raining like a (tall) cow pissing on a flat rock" is a popular expression in Texas and other southern states. The expression is similar to "raining cats and dogs," meaning a…
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“Raise chickens, not taxes”
"Raise chickens, not taxes" is an anti-tax saying that has been printed on many images. "Raise chickens not taxes" was posted on Twitter by Mollie on March 20, 2010.…
“Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear yo
"Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life" (or "Raise your hand if you try to breathe quieter while walking…
“Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand in tweets”
"Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand in tweets" was posted on Twitter by Matt Couch on December 20, 2018. "Raise your hand if you’re tired of being…
“Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand on Twitter”
"Raise your hand if you’re tired of being asked to raise your hand in tweets" was posted on Twitter by Matt Couch on December 20, 2018. "Raise your hand if you’re tired of being…
“Raise your kids in Midland; raise hell in Odessa”
Midland and Odessa are two West Texas cities with different identities. "Raise your kids in Midland -- raise hell in Odessa" is a local saying that dates in print to at least 1982.…
“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues”
"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters,…
“Raisins are just elderly grapes”
Raisins are dried grapes/ "Raisins are just elderly grapes" is a one-line saying about raisins that has been printed on an image. "Raisins are elderly grapes that no one bothered…
“Raisins are just grape jerky”
"Raisins are grape jerky" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Raisins are kind of like grape jerky. I just thought of that. - Rye" was posted on the…
“Raisins are just grape mummies”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: RaisinA raisin is a dried grape. Raisins are produced in many regions of the world and may be eaten raw or used in cooking, baking, and brewing. In the United…
“Raisins are just zombie grapes”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: RaisinA raisin is a dried grape. Raisins are produced in many regions of the world and may be eaten raw or used in cooking, baking, and brewing. In the United…
“Ramen is just alphabet soup in cursive”
Some long noodles can look like cursive writing. "I think #Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive. #eatyourwords #tomemmons" was posted on Twitter by Tom Emmons on August 31, 2012,…
“Ramen is just anime spaghetti”
"Ramen is just anime spaghetti" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Ramen is a Japanese noodle soup; anime is hand-drawn and computer animation originating from Japan.…
“Ramen is just Japanese spaghetti”
Ramen (Japanese noodles). Spaghetti (Italian noodles) has been compared to spaghetti (Italian noodles). "lol my sister nicknamed ramen 'japanese spaghetti'" was posted on…
“Ramen makes me happy. You, not so much”
"Ramen makes me happy. You, not so much" is a ramen saying that has been printed on many images. "Ramen makes me happy. You, not so much" (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on…
“Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive”
Some long noodles can look like cursive writing. "I think #Ramen noodles are alphabet soup in cursive. #eatyourwords #tomemmons" was posted on Twitter by Tom Emmons on August 31, 2012,…
“Ramen.—Scooby Doo ending a prayer”
Some jokes identify the word "amen" in "ramen" (noodles). "ramen - Scooby Doo ending a prayer" was posted on Twitter by Andy on April 6, 2022. "'Ramen.'…
“Ramps are just boneless stairs”
Ramps have been compared to stairs. "Are ramps just boneless stairs??" was posted on Twitter by Trevor on July 12, 2017. "Ramps are just boneless stairs" was posted on Twitter…
“Ran out of creamer and drank my coffee black just like my ancestors used to do”
Having a coffee black (without creamer) seems to many people like the old days of one's ancestors. Drinking black coffee is rough, almost like the pioneers living on the prairies. "Ugh.…
“Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused panic buying and shortages of toilet paper. "Had to use lettuce as I’d run out of toilet paper today. I'll tell you this and I'll tell you…