“Put your hair up in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it”
"Put your hair (up) in a bun, drink some coffee and handle it" (or "Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it") is a motivational saying…
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“Put your positive pants on”
"Put on your positive pants" (or "Put your positive pants on") is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday is a state of mind. Put on your…
“Puttin’ on the Ritz” (1929)
"Puttin' on the Ritz" was written by the legendary New York songwriter Irving Berlin in 1929. Another New Yorker, Mel Brooks, featured the song in his movie classic Young…
“Putting ketchup on your eggs should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting ketchup on your mac n cheese should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Putting on a mask to walk ten feet through a restaurant…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. People were required to wear a face mask to enter a restaurant, only to take off the mask to eat. An explanation…
“Putting salt on your food is technically just eating rocks”
Salt on food is sometimes described as "eating rocks." "Salt comes from the earth... We eat rocks" was posted on Twitter by Note♪ on April 26, 2010. "Random thought. When…
“Putting soup in a square Tupperware… It should be a circle one which is the shape of soup”
Many people are used to circular soup bowls. This was posted on Twitter by charlie on January 5, 2021, and received over 539,500 likes: "putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just…
“Putting up the scariest decoration of all: a 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 sign”
So many people have put up "Live, Laugh, Love" signs in their homes that it has become clichéd. This Halloween joke was posted on X/Twitter meghan on October 19, 2024: "Putting up…
“Putting vodka in my juice, because it’s Russia somewhere”
"Putting vodka in my juice, because it's Russia somewhere" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Definitely just put some vodka in my orange juice…
“Pythagoras walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Pythagorean theorem version is: "Pythagoras walks into a bar and says, 'Which…
“Q: How do journalists count? A: One, two, trend.” (joke)
A popular journalism joke is, "Q: How do journalists count? A: One, two, trend." The joke implies that all it takes is three examples for a journalist to declare a "trend" and…
“Quads for the broads” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Quality is the best business plan”
"Quality is the best business plan" is a saying that has been printed on many images. John Lasseter, an American animator and the chief creative officer of Pixar Animation Studios, is…
“Quality means doing it right when no one is looking”
Entry in progress -- B.P."Quality means doing it right when no one is looking" is a saying that has been printed on many posters and is usually credited to American automaker Henry Ford…
“Quant is another word for wild fucking guess with math”
Mike "Wags" Wagner of Axe Capital said on the Showtime television series Billions, on the episode "A Generation Too Late" that aired on April 8, 2018: "Quant is another…
“Quarantine Day 20: Today, I melted an ice cube with my mind by just staring at it”
"I've melted an ice cube just by staring at it!!! Took a little longer than I thought it would" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jodge Ledesma (and others) on March 13, 2012.…
“Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person… Well, bigger anyway”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people ate a lot. "Quarantine has made me a bigger, better person... Well, bigger anyway" was posted on Facebook by Indian…