“Pair off in threes”
"Pair off in threes" is a jocular line that several coaches have given to their players. American football player and coach Ernie Godfrey (1892-1980) was credited in 1937 for "Now…
Food/Drink
“Pairing wine is easy. Me + a glass of wine = a pair”
"Pairing wine is easy. Me + a glass of wine = a pair" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Pairing wine is easy! Me + a glass of wine = a pair 🍷" was posted…
“Pakistanis can’t play soccer well because every time they get a corner, they open a shop”
People from Pakistan and India (and other nationalities) have reputations for opening businesses, but not being very good at soccer. A riddle is: Q: Why doesn't Pakistan have an international…
“Pakistanis can’t play soccer well because every time they get a corner, they open a shop”
People from Pakistan and India (and other nationalities) have reputations for opening businesses, but not being very good at soccer. A riddle is: Q: Why doesn't Pakistan have an international…
“Palestine will be free from the river to the sea”
"From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free" is a political slogan that has been printed on many images. The river is the Jordan River, and the sea is the Mediterranean Sea. For…
“Pallbearers are technically dead lifters”
"Deadlifting" does not involve lifting a dead person, but there are jokes. "Pallbearers really do deadlift" was posted on Twitter by @MadTitan666 on August 24, 2013.…
“Pallbearers are the ultimate dead-lifters”
"Deadlifting" does not involve lifting a dead person, but there are jokes. "Pallbearers really do deadlift" was posted on Twitter by @MadTitan666 on August 24, 2013.…
“Pan pizza implies the existence of bi pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“Pan pizza implies the existence of straight and gay pizza”
"Pansexual" has nothing to do with pans, but there are "pan pizza" jokes. "I guess I'm pansexual. It accurately describes me better than bi... Except it makes me think…
“Pancake Day really crĂŞped up on us”
Pancake Day is SHrove Tuesday. "Pancake Day really crêped up on us" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. "Pancake Day already? That's Creped up on us…
“Pancake jokes are for tossers”
Pancake jokes are popular on Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday). There are many pancake puns about pancake jokes. "My dog told me that my pancake jokes are as flat as the pancakes themselves"…
“Pancakes are just boneless waffles”
"Pancakes = Boneless Waffles" was was posted on Twitter on March 6, 2013. The saying doesn't make literal sense because neither pancakes nor waffles have any bones. Perhaps the…
“Pancakes are just morning pizzas”
Pancakes have been called the morning or breakfast version of pizza. "Pancakes are just morning pizzas with syrup instead of cheese...brilliant move, whoever!" was posted on Twitter on…
“Pancakes are my alter-Eggo”
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles. There is no "alter Eggo" (alter ego + Eggo), but there are jokes. "My Alter-Eggo is craving pancakes right about now. Maybe even fresh blueberry…
“Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad”
"Pandas are living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad" is a jocular one-liner about salad that has been printed on many images. "PANDAS -- proof that you can go vegan and…
“Pandemic jokes are only funny if everyone gets it”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak was declared to be a pandemic, and this resulted in several jokes. "Pandemic jokes are only funny if everyone gets it" was posted on Twitter by Josh on…
“Pandemic jokes are the funniest because everyone gets it”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak was declared to be a pandemic, and this resulted in several jokes. "Pandemic jokes are only funny if everyone gets it" was posted on Twitter by Josh on…
“Panera Bread makes fast food for people who think they are too good to eat fast food”
Panera Bread is a fast casual restaurant. That is, it's fast food, but meant for casual, often in-store dining. It's also more expensive than some fast food restaurants. This was posted…
“Panera is literally glorified hospital food”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…
“Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high”
Panera Bread, an American multinational chain of bakery-café fast casual restaurants, has sometimes been criticized as tasting like hospital food. Panera has also been criticized as being too…