“Never eat spinach with a stranger”
Highland Appliance Superstore (originally in Highland Park, Michigan) ran a television advertisement in the 1980s for its Washington's Birthday sale. Benjamin Franklin called George Washington…
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“Never eat uranium. You’ll get atomic ache”
"Atomic ache" sounds a bit like "a tummy ache." "Eating uranium can cause atomic ache" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: rec.humor on April 22, 1991.…
“Never entrust your life to those whom you can’t trust with your wallet”
"Never trust your life with people you can't trust with your wallet" and "Never entrust your life to those whom you can't trust with your wallet" are sayings that have…
“Never fall in love with a stock” (Wall Street adage)
Investors often fall in love with stocks that increase in value or pay good dividends. "Never fall in love with a stock" is a Wall Street adage cited in print from at least the 1950s.…
“Never fight until you have to. But when it’s time to fight, you fight like you’re third monkey…”
"Fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark...and brother, it's startin' to rain" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. In the…
“Never forget—governments are the all time leader in mass killings”
"Never forget -- governments are the all time leader in mass killings" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "never forget governments are the all time leader in mass…
“Never forget that the human race with technology is just like an alcoholic”
Ted Kaczynski, also known as the Unabomber, sent a manifesto titled "Industrial Society and Its Future" to the Washington (DC) Post and the New York (NY) Times in September 1995. This…
“Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible”
Humans need water, and data centers need lots of water. Do people need to hydrate because they're data centers? "Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!" was…
“Never forget that you have every right to question any individual, system, movement, or group…”
"Never forget that you have every right to question any individual, system, movement, or group that only tolerates you when you think and behave exactly like them" is a saying that has…
“Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder” (military saying)
"Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder" -- that is, it's probably of the cheapest quality -- was part of a jocular "Murphy's Laws of Combat"…
“Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone”
People often lose their cell phones. "Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Never get a bread appetizer at an Indian restaurant. It’s a naan-starter”
Naan is a leavened, oven-baked flatbread. A naan appetizer, a joke goes, is a "naan-starter" (non-starter). "I thought I had a good idea for an Indian appetizer, but it was a naan…
“Never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man”
Heterosexual affairs by politicians have historically been tolerated, but homosexuals affairs have not. "Never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man" (or, "Never get…
“Never give a donation to anyone collecting for a marathon. They’ll take the money and run”
"Take the money and run" is an old expression. A jocular twist was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 13, 2017: "Never give a donation to someone collecting for a charity marathon.…
“Never give a donation to anyone collecting for a marathon. They’ll take the money and run”
"Take the money and run" is an old expression. A jocular twist was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 13, 2017: "Never give a donation to someone collecting for a charity marathon.…
“Never give an opponent free publicity”
"Never give an opponent free publicity" is a political maxim of unknown authorship. The rule applies most to a candidate who is ahead in the polls; the front-running candidate can simply…
“Never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice”
"Never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "Never give anyone the opportunity to waste your…
“Never give support to a law unless you would let your worst enemy enforce it”
"Photo: http://tmblr.co/ZSqJtwUEbvJF 'Never give support to a #law unless you would let your worst enemy enforce it'" was posted on Twitter by iambinarymind on September 28,…
“Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it”
"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…