“National Drink of Texas” (Dr. Pepper)
Dr. Pepper (a soft drink) is sometimes humorously called "the national drink of Texas." Dr. Pepper has called itself "the world's oldest major soft drink" and "the…
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“Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven’t done and to hate people you’ve never met”
"Nationalism teaches you to take pride in shit you haven't done and to hate people you've never met" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comedian…
“Native foreign food” (Waverly Root on “Tex-Mex”)
Tex-Mex cuisine is often said to be mostly Texas, with very little authentic Mexican foodways. The food author Waverly Root wrote in his book Eating in America (1976) an often-quoted statement…
“Native New Yorker” (1977)
"Native New Yorker," from a group called Odyssey, is often described as a "disco" hit. However, it's also Carribean - the singers are from the Virgin Islands!…
“Natural gas—because windmills can’t grill burgers”
"NATURAL GAS -- BECAUSE WINDMILLS CAN'T GRILL BURGERS" (shown on an image by frackfeed.com, a website sponsored by North Texans For Natural Gas) is a meme that was created in 2016.…
“Natural gas—because windmills can’t grill hot dogs”
"NATURAL GAS -- BECAUSE WINDMILLS CAN'T GRILL BURGERS" (shown on an image by frackfeed.com, a website sponsored by North Texans For Natural Gas) is a meme that was created in 2016.…
“Natural immunity is science. Just not the revenue generating kind”
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention defines "natural immunity" as immunity "acquired from exposure to the disease organism through infection with the actual disease."…
“Natural peanut butter implies the existence of supernatural peanut butter”
Peanut butter seemingly implies the existence of other peanut things. "There exists peanut butter but there not exists peanut margarine" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on February…
“Navy has a tough schedule!” (college football joke)
Navy plays its football games at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium in Annapolis, Maryland. The classic joke is of an opposing player or coach looking up at the stadium and reading the names of…
“Nectarines are just bald peaches”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just peaches with a Brazilian wax”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just peaches with alopecia”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just shaved peaches”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are just smooth peaches”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are peaches that haven’t hit puberty yet”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Nectarines are peaches with alopeachia”
Peaches and nectarines are the same species, but peaches have fuzz and nectarines do not. There have been many comments and jokes about this. The song "Nectarine" (2001) by Cherokee…
“Need an ark? I Noah guy”
"Noah" saounds like "know a," prompting this pun that was viral on Twitter on September 8, 2010: "Do you need to build an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah…
“Need motivation to lose weight? Eat In front of a mirror. Naked”
"Need motivation to lose weight? Eat In front of a mirror. Naked" is a jocular saying about losing weight that has been printed on many images. "Eat in front of a mirror" was…
“Need no teef to eat my beef” (House Park Bar-B-Que, Austin)
"Need no teef to eat my beef" is the non-trademarked slogan at the House Park Bar-B-Que in Austin, at West 12th Street near Lamar Boulevard. House Park has been around since 1943;…