“It’s called ‘celery’ because ‘cold, wet plant bones’ takes too long”
Many people don't like celery. Actress and comedian Abbi Crutchfield tweeted on December 8, 2013: "It's called 'celery' because 'cold, wet plant bones' takes too…
Food/Drink
“It’s called a Bundt cake because it has a Bundt hole”
A Bundt cake has a hole in the middle. Some call this the "Bundthole"/"Bundt hole" (bunthole/bunt hole). which looks like "butthole." "Most creative thing…
“It’s called a meme. It’s like a cartoon, but made by sad people that can’t draw”
"Its called a Meme. Its like a little digital seed of truth that you can use to trick people into learn something important" was posted on X/Twitter by Comfort on March 28, 2019.…
“It’s called a meme. It’s like a little digital seed of truth…”
"Its called a Meme. Its like a little digital seed of truth that you can use to trick people into learn something important" was posted on X/Twitter by Comfort on March 28, 2019.…
“It’s called a meme. It’s like an inside joke, but for people that ain’t got no friends”
"Its called a Meme. Its like a little digital seed of truth that you can use to trick people into learn something important" was posted on X/Twitter by Comfort on March 28, 2019.…
“It’s called a smart city because if they called it a concentration camp…”
"It's called a smart city because if they called it a 'concentration camp,' you might not want to live there" is a saying that has been printed on several images. A…
“It’s called gradualism because it gradually removes your freedoms”
Gradualism (in politics) is defined in Wikipedia as "the hypothesis that social change can be achieved in small, discrete increments rather than in abrupt strokes such as revolutions or…
“It’s called pickleball because it’s just a tennis ball that’s soaked in brine”
The game of "pickleball" isn't played with pickles, but there are jokes. "The name of the game is certainly odd — there are no cucumbers soaked in brine and vinegar involved…
“It’s called quiche because ‘egg pie’ sounds like something you’d look up on Urban Dictionary”
A quiche can be considered an egg pie, but it's seldom called that. "quiche....because 'egg pie' sounds disgusting" was posted on Twitter by Brandon Perdue on January 12,…
“It’s called summer water. It’s just like normal water, but has margarita in it”
"Spring water" is known, but what is "summer water"? This was posted on Facebook by Ruby Tuesday on June 22, 2021: "It's called summer water. It's just like…
“It’s called summer water. It’s just like regular water, but it has beer in it”
“Spring water” is known, but what is “summer water”? "It's called summer water. It's just like regular water, but it has beer in it" is a saying that has been printed on…
“It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it”
The "American Dream" is when people work hard and can afford to buy a house and raise a family in the United States; a respectable standard of living is assumed. Comedian George Carlin…
“It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man”
"Just sprinted 3 blocks in flip flops to catch the ice cream man....the things we do for our kids!!!!" was posted on X/Twitter by Gratefuldes on May 14, 2010. "I legit just ran out…
“It’s called TikTok because humanity is running out of time”
Many people believe that TikTok does not show humanity at its best. "It's called TikTok because humanity is running out of time" was posted on Facebook by Wally Souza on December 5,…
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
“It’s cheaper to send a kid to Yale than it is to jail”
"It's cheaper to send a kid to Yale than to send a kid to jail. Penn State is cheaper than the State pen," said U.S. President George H. W. Bush while campaigning for re-election in…
“It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early”
"It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker meant to say…
“It’s coffee o’clock”
"It's coffee o'clock" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. 'Coffee o'clock" is a time for drinking coffee, and, for those who enjoy…
“It’s crooked, but it’s the only game in town”
A story is told about a 19th century gambler who was gambling in a small town. A friend told him that the game was rigged, but the gambler remarked, "I know it's crooked, but it's…