“It’s called ‘celery’ because ‘cold, wet plant bones’ takes too long”

Many people don’t like celery. Actress and comedian Abbi Crutchfield tweeted on December 8, 2013:
 
“It’s called ‘celery’ because ‘cold, wet plant bones’ takes too long.”
 
The one-liner has made several lists of funny tweets.
 
 
Twitter
Abbi Crutchfield
‏@curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
9:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013
 
Twitter
Pina Budda
‏@curlsnmelanin_
accurate. RT @curlycomedy: It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:58 PM - 8 Dec 2013
 
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Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013
2,097 2,097 Retweets   4,024 4,024 likes
 
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Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013
 
BuzzFeed
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Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
It’s called “celery” because “cold, wet plant bones” takes too long.
10:41 PM - 8 Dec 2013