“Invest in what you know best” (Wall Street adage)
Investment adviser and author Peter Lynch is credited with the 1990s Wall Street adage "Invest in what you know." The phrase issometimes made to rhyme at the beginning and at the end:…
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“Invest in your passions”
"Invest in your passions" is a popular adage for a person's life. "Spirited travelers, invest in your passions and live your dreams" was cited in print in 2001. "The…
“Investigate, then invest” (Wall Street saying)
"Investigate, then invest" was the slogan of Merill Lynch in the 1940s. Investors were cautioned to look closely before moving their money, to help ward against fraud and high risk. Many…
“Investing is simple, but it’s not easy”
"Investing is simple, but (it's) not easy" means that it's simple enough to buy or sell, but it's not easy to follow the markets regularly and apply the correct strategy…
“IPA lot when I drink”
"IPA lot when I drink" -- "IPA" is read as "I pee a" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IPA lot when I drink too many" was posted…
“IPAs are just pumpkin spice lattes for white men”
IPAs have been compared to pumpkin spice lattes as a trendy drink. "IPAs are just Pumpkin Spice Lattes for Hipsters" was posted on Twitter by Bleeding Heart Brewery on June 11, 2018.…
“Irate Diner: Hey, waiter, there’s an F-L-Y in my alphabet soup!”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Irish by blood. American by birth. Patriot by choice”
"American by birth. Patriot by choice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "American by birth, patriot by choice!" was printed in the Albany (OR) Democrat-Herald…
“Irish coffee is just Vodka Red Bull for adults”
Irish coffee (hot coffee with Irish whiskey) has been a popular drink since the 1950s. Vodka Red Bull is another caffeine and alcohol combination that became popular in the 2000s, about fifty years…
“Irish coffee is the original Vodka Red Bull”
Irish coffee (hot coffee with Irish whiskey) has been a popular drink since the 1950s. Vodka Red Bull is another caffeine and alcohol combination that became popular in the 2000s, about fifty years…
“Irish I was drunk” (“Irish I were drunk”)
"Irish I was/were drunk" is a saying that is popular on St. Patrick's Day and has been printed on many gift items. Busted Tees came out with an "Irish I were drunk" T-shirt…
“Irish puns are the most O’ffensive”
"Irish puns are the most O'ffensive" was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on October 26, 2017. The Irish joke has been popular on St. Patrick's Day. TwitterThe Pun…
“Irish stew…in the name of the law” (knock-knock joke)
A popular knock-knock joke is: Knock knock.Who's there?Irish stew.Irish stew who?Irish stew in the name of the law. The last line should sound like "I arrest you in the name of the…
“Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day” (knock-knock joke)
"Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day" (for "I wish you a happy St. Patrick's Day") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Irish you a happy St.…
“Ironically, the only people still scared of Covid are vaccinated against it”
"Ironically, the only people still scared of Covid are vaccinated against it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 vaccinations and booster shots destroyed the…
“Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and advising you to pray to solve yours”
"Irony is a pastor asking for your money to solve church problems, and advising you to pray to solve yours" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IRONY Pastor asking for…
“Irony is drawing a tree on paper, with a pencil, on a wooden desk, in a wooden house, in the woods”
"Irony is drawing a tree on paper!" was posted on Twitter by Romeo Grayson on June 29, 2011. "On a wooden desk. RT @lotyslove: With a pencil. RT @americanmade65: Irony; Drawing a…
“Irony is when you write ‘save trees’ on a piece of paper”
Schools and businesses often try to save paper. "SOmeone just asked me to sign a petition to save trees on a piece of paper attached to a clip board made from a tree" was posted on…
“Irony: having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up too many times”
"Irony: having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up too many times" was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic (and others) on October 11, 2014. The joke probably…
“IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got”
"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got" is a saying that's appeared on T-shirts and bumper stickers. "A tax collector has what it takes to take what…