“Insert coffee to begin”
"Insert coffee to begin" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that a human needs coffee to begin (a day) like a vending machine needs coins to…
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“Inside every sportswriter is a frustrated athlete”
"Inside every sportswriter is a frustrated athlete" is an old saying of unknown authorship. "Whatzat you say about all scribes being 'frustrated athletes' who never stepped…
“Insisting on rights without acknowledging responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence”
"Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn’t freedom, it’s adolescence" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular…
“Insomnia—the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day”
Some people get to sleep only just before the alarm clock goes off. "Insomnia -- the art of falling asleep just as your alarm goes off to start the day" is a jocular definition that has…
“Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working”
"Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working" has been cited in print and credited to Spanish artist Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) since 2007. There is no documentary evidence that…
“Instagram be mad boring until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start they shit”
"Facebook is boring AF until the unemployed people wake up around 11:30 and start their shit" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Unemployed people wake up later and have…
“Instagram crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me”
Many people take pictures of what they're eating and post it on Instagram. "Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me" is a jocular Instagram saying that has been printed on…
“Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me”
Many people take pictures of what they're eating and post it on Instagram. "Instagram is down. Just describe your lunch to me" is a jocular Instagram saying that has been printed on…
“Instagram is just scrapbooking for millennials”
Instagram is frequently compared to scrapbooking. "RT @HaileyEmory2012RT @FatChickStalker: INSTAGRAM IS LIKE ONLINE SCRAPBOOKING FOR GAY BUTT HIPSTERS" was posted on Twitter by Scrapbook…
“Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterRobert Mandelberg@StreambankMedia#Instagram is just #Twitter for people who go outside. ~ Josh Gondelman11:30 AM - 20 Jul 2018
“Instagram is like a fridge…”
"Facebook is like a fridge..." is a saying that has been printed on many images. The wording that follows varies, with text such as "even when you know there's nothing new going…
“Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read”
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instagram is twitter for people who can't read" was posted on…
“Instagram would’ve been a great name for a cocaine delivery service”
Instagram is an online photo-sharing, video-sharing and social networking service that was founded in October 2010. There immediately was a popular joke about the name. "Instagram? Sounds like…
“Installing windows is a pane in the glass”
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
“Instant asshole—just add alcohol” (“Instant jackass—just add alcohol”)
"Instant asshole -- just add alcohol" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The buttons have sayings on them: 'Are We Having Fun Yet?' 'Instant…
“Instant coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Instant human—just add coffee”
"Instant human -- just add coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“Instead of ‘Conspiracy Theorist’, I prefer the name ‘Connect The Dots Specialist’”
"Instead of conspiracy theorist, I prefer to be called a connect the dots specialist" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Instead of 'Conspiracy Theorist', I…
“Instead of ‘unvaccinated,’ call yourself organic. Being natural is normal”
"INSTEAD OF 'UNVACCINATED' call yourself Organic. BEING NATURAL IS NORMAL. PHARMACOLOGICAL ALTERATION IS NOT" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The popular…