“In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant”
"In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant" is a jocular saying that was cited on Twitter on November 20, 2012. "I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in…
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“In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant”
"In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant" is a jocular saying that was cited on Twitter on November 20, 2012. "I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in…
“In queso emergency, I pray to Cheesus”
"In queso emergency, (I) pray to Cheesus" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters and T-shirts. "IN QUESO EMERGENCY I PRAY TO CHEESUS" was cited on The Lolbrary on…
“In queso emergency, I pray to Cheesus”
"In queso emergency, (I) pray to Cheesus" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters and T-shirts. "IN QUESO EMERGENCY I PRAY TO CHEESUS" was cited on The Lolbrary on…
“In response to the murder hornets, police are using the SWAT team to set up a sting operation”
In 2020, the United States experienced an invasion of "murder hornets" from Asia. "Police have been contacted in response to the murder hornets. They are using the SWAT team to set…
“In retrospect, it was a mistake not being a billionaire before heading into this pandemic”
American actor and stand-up comedian Emo Philips tweeted about the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic on December 10, 2020: "In retrospect, it was a mistake not being a billionaire before heading…
“In Russia, they call it Nyetflix” (nyet + Netflix)
The entertainment service Netflix is sometimes said to have a Russian counterpart -- Nyetflix (nyet + Netflix). "Nyet" is Russian for "no," so the name means "no…
“In Scandinavia, they call it the Kronavirus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has nothing to do with the Danish krone, Icelandic króna, Norwegian krone or Swedish krona, but there are jokes. "Maybe it was Norwegian #KronaVirus"…
“In school, kids are grouped by date of manufacture”
Students in school are usually grouped by age ("date of manufacture"). "Is your child provided with opportunities to learn with those who share his passions and interests or just…
“In tequila’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb stuff while completely sober, too”
"In alcohol's/beer's/tequila's defense, I've done some pretty dumb stuff while sober, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I've…
“In terms of money, I have no money”
"In terms of money, we have no money" -- that is, we're broke -- was said by the character Gru in the movie Despicable Me (2010). The saying has been shown on many memes. "In…
“In terms of money, we have no money”
"In terms of money, we have no money" -- that is, we're broke -- was said by the character Gru in the movie Despicable Me (2010). The saying has been shown on many memes. "In…
“In Texas we don’t have actual fall, we have fauxl”
Texas is sometimes given more than four seasons. One extra season is called "fake fall" or "false fall" or "faux fall," sometimes called "fauxl." "Faux…
“In Texas we salt margaritas, not sidewalks”
A margarita cocktail is often served in a glass with a salted rim. A cold climate area might use salt on sidewalks and roads to prevent icing. "We salt margaritas, not sidewalks" (or…
“In Texas we take road trips to other parts of Texas”
Texas is a very large state. When Texans take road trips, they're usually still in Texas. "Texans take road trips to other parts of Texas" was posted on X/Twitter by Apok842 on…
“In Texas, ‘hot yoga’ is just called ‘yoga’”
"Hot yoga" is when yoga is performed under hot and humid conditions. Texas is hot, and many people have said that any yoga performed outdoors in Texas is hot yoga. "#Texas is like…
“In Texas, all yoga is hot yoga”
"Hot yoga" is when yoga is performed under hot and humid conditions. Texas is hot, and many people have said that any yoga performed outdoors in Texas is hot yoga. "#Texas is like…
“In Texas, the shade is just diet sun”
Some people assume that it is cooler in the shade. People in the South know that it is still hot. "In the South, shade is just diet Sun" was posted on Twitter by clark glizzwald on July…
“In Texas, the shortest distance between two points is likely under construction”
"How come the shortest distance between two points is always under construction?" is a jocular line about driving that was published in Changing Times -- The Kiplinger Magazine in…
“In the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. That was foreshadowing”
"In the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. That was foreshadowing" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by soul…