“How do you like school, Billy?”/“Closed.”
A joke was printed in the New York City humor magazine Judge in 1922: Kind Old Gentleman -- How do you like school, my little man?Little Man -- I like it closed, sir. The joke is still told today,…
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“How do you like them apples?”
"How do you like them apples?" (or "How do you like those apples?") means "How do you like that? or "What do you think of that?" The circumstances…
“How do you make a bandstand?”/‘Take away their chairs.”
There's an old joke told about bandstands: Q: How do you make a bandstand?A: Take away their chairs. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. "How do you make a hot dog…
“How do you make a Belgian waffle?”/“Ask him why they have never won the World Cup.”
"How do you make a Belgian waffle?" has had several joke punchlines. "How do you make a Belgian waffle? Mention the Congo" was posted on Twitter by The Shogun of Sorrow on July…
“How do you make a Black Russian?”/“Get the BBC to remake Dr. Zhivago.”
A cocktail riddle is: Q: How do you make a Black Russian?A: Get the BBC to remake Dr. Zhivago. A "Black Russian" is a cocktail. Dr. Zhivago (1965) is a classic film, set in Russia in…
“How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?”/“Tell her a joke on Friday.”
A popular "dumb blonde" joke demonstrates how long it takes a blonde to process a joke. The St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch, on August 14, 1991, had this as just a day: Q: How do you make a…
“How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?”/“Tell her a joke on Wednesday.”
A popular "dumb blonde" joke demonstrates how long it takes a blonde to process a joke. The St. Louis (MO) Post-Dispatch, on August 14, 1991, had this as just a day: Q: How do you make a…
“How do you make a blueberry?”/“You strangle a pea.”
A blueberry riddle is: Q: How do you make a blueberry? A: You strangle a pea. That is, the berry turns blue in the face. The riddle was posted on X/Twitter by Mona L S on December 1, 2009.…
“How do you make a cheese puff?”/“Chase it around the block.”
A cheese puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a cheese puff?A: Chase it around the kitchen.A: Chase it around the block. "[Joke Time] How do you make a cheese puff? ... Chase it around the…
“How do you make a cheese puff?”/“Chase it around the kitchen.”
A cheese puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a cheese puff?A: Chase it around the kitchen.A: Chase it around the block. "[Joke Time] How do you make a cheese puff? ... Chase it around the…
“How do you make a cheeseburger sad?”/“Make it with blue cheese.”
A joke about a cheeseburger is: Q: How do you make a cheeseburger sad?A: Make it with blue cheese. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002. “What is the saddest…
“How do you make a cream puff?”/“Chase it around the block.”
A cream puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a cream puff?A: Chase it around the block. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1987. “How do you make a cheese puff?"/"Chase it…
“How do you make a fruit cordial?” (joke)
Frank Sinatra (1915-1998) and Dean Martin (1917-1995) were two members of the "Rat Pack" who performed in Las Vegas in the 1960s. One comedy bit had one ask the other, "How do you…
“How do you make a hamburger laugh?”/“Pickle it gently.”
A hamburger riddle is: Q: How do you make a hamburger laugh/smile?A: Pickle it gently. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 1978. “How do you make a cheeseburger…
“How do you make a hot dog stand?”/“Take away its chair.”
A joke about a hot dog stand is: Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?A: Take away its chair. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1980. "How do you make a bandstand?" is a…
“How do you make a lemon puff?”/“Chase it round the garden.”
A lemon puff riddle is: Q: How do you make a lemon puff?A: Chase it round the garden. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2011. “How do you make a cheese puff?"/"Chase it…
“How do you make a motherboard?”/“Tell her a long and pointless story.”
A "motherboard" shou;dn't be confused with a "mother bored," but there are jokes. "#How do you make a motherboard? Play on your phone when you're at her…
“How do you make a musician complain?”/“Give him a gig.”
Musicians are seldom satisfied. An old joke is: Q: How do you make a musician complain?A: Give him a gig. The joke has been cited in print since at least the 1990s. A variation was cited on Twitter…
“How do you make a pancake smile?”/“Butter him up.”
A pancake riddle is: Q: How do you make a pancake smile?A: Butter him up! The joke was posted on Twitter by Civilized Caveman on May 23, 2015. TwitterLauren McCrea@2mcreaHow do you make a pancake…
“How do you make a potato puff?”/“Chase it around the garden.”
A potato puff (sometimes called "tater tot" or "potato croquette") riddle is: Q: How do you make a potato puff?A: Chase it around the garden. The joke has been cited in print…