“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please”
A "drum roll" isn't a sandwich (such as a "drum" in a "roll"), but there's a joke: "For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum…
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“For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum roll please”
A "drum roll" isn't a sandwich (such as a "drum" in a "roll"), but there's a joke: "For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap. Drum…
“For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar”
Some people get kicked out of bars. "For once I'd like to get kicked INTO a bar" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "For Once i would like to get kicked…
“For once, I’d just like to spiral into control”
"For once, I'd just like to spiral into control" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. People or things usually spiral out of control. "I would like to…
“For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid” (joke)
A joke about acid was posted on Twitter on October 13, 2012: "For our chemistry exam, we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor…
“For Pete’s sake” (“For the love of Pete”)
"For the love of Mike" is a similar saying. Wiktionary: for Pete's sakeEtymologyEuphemistic variant of for Christ's sake, for God's sake; "Pete" perhaps invoking…
“For problems there is money. For solutions there is only innovation and ideas”
"For problems there is money. For solutions there is only innovation and ideas" is another way of saying that money is not the solution to all problems. The saying was posted on Twitter…
“For Sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV”
"As Seen on TV" is a popular advertising catchphrase. A joke about this is: "For Sale: a thick layer of dust. As seen on TV." "Dust - as seen on TV." was posted on…
“For Sale: Broken Quiz Machine. No questions asked”
Quiz machines (commercial coin-operated video quiz games) have been installed in pubs in the United Kingdom since the 1980s. "RT @thekeithchegwin: Broken Quiz Machine for sale - No questions…
“For Sale: My White Privilege Card…” (joke)
"For Sale: My White Privileged Card" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke implies that being white doesn't come with the privileges that many people believe that…
“For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me ‘the most secretive guy’ in the office” (joke)
"I've just won the 'Most secretive person 2013' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me. #sickipedia" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on July 11,…
“For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped” (Thanksgiving poem)
A Thanksgiving poem beginning "For the hay and the corn and the wheat that is reaped..." has been cited in print since at least 1884, when it was credited to Harper's Weekly. 21…
“For the love of Mike”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "For the love of Pete" ("for Pete's sake") is a similar saying. (Oxford English Dictionary)love, n.colloq. for the love of Mike [probably showing…
“For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the same family?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many home quarantines. Many family members got tired of seeing each other. "For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the…
“For those who have lost track, today is Blursday the fortyteenth of Maprilay”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“Forbidden fruit creates many jams”
"Forbidden fruit" refers to the biblical story of Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams" has been a roadside…
“Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. People with glasses and a Face mask experienced fog. "Forced to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?…
“Forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions”
"Forecast for tonight: alcohol, low standards and poor decisions" is a jocular saying (usually for a Friday or Saturday night) that has been printed on many images. "found a new…
“Forecheck, backcheck, paycheck” (three most important elements of pro hockey)
In December 1982, Buffalo Sabres center Gil Perreault named the three most important aspects of pro hockey: "Forecheck, backcheck, paycheck." Perreault's remark became a classical…
“Foreign aid is a euphemism for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…