“Exercising would be much more bearable with a progress bar”
Some people wonder why exercise doesn't have a "progress bar" that says things like "33% done" and "66% done." "My family always asks if my diet…
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“Exit signs are on the way out”
"Exit signs are on the way out" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Are exit signs on the way out?" was posted on newsgroup…
“Exit, stage left”
The stage direction "Exit, stage left" was the catchphrase of the cartoon lion Snagglepuss, whose cartoons appeared on The Yogi Bear Show in the 1960s. The line indicated that Snagglepuss…
“Expectations are premeditated resentments”
"Expectations are premeditated resentments" is a saying of unknown authorship. "If the old saying that 'expectations are premeditated resentments' is true, then our…
“Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute”
"Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute. That's not why they exist" was printed on a meme on Twitter by The Free Thought Project 2.0 on March…
“Experience gives us the tests first and the lessons later”
"Experience is the best teacher" is a proverb that can be traced back to classical Rome. "Experience gives us the tests first and the lessons later" is a popular saying, showing…
“Experience is a comb that life gives you after you lose your hair”
“Experience is a comb that life gives you after you lose your hair" is credited to Judith Stern. In his March 1955 syndicated newspaper column "Try and Stop Me," Bennett Cerf…
“Experience is the best teacher, but the tuition is high”
"Experientia docet (experience teaches) is a Latin phrase. "Experience is the best teacher" is a proverb that has been cited since at least the 18th century. The tuition cost was…
“Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again”
"Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It was printed in an Illinois newspaper…
“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted”
"Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted" is a popular saying that became even more popular when it was used by Randy Pausch (1960-2008) in his book speech…
“Explain it to me like I wear a mask alone in my car”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many people wearing facemasks, especially indoors. Some people even wore a facemask while driving alone in their car. To other people, this was a…
“Explain this to me like I wear a mask alone in my car”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many people wearing facemasks, especially indoors. Some people even wore a facemask while driving alone in their car. To other people, this was a…
“Extra virgin olive oil implies the existence of extra Chad olive oil”
"Extra virgin" olive oil comes from the first cold press of the olives, but there are "virgin" jokes. Many people believe there should be "extra Chad olive oil" and…
“Extra virgin olive oil implies the existence of extra slutty olive oil”
"Extra virgin" olive oil comes from the first cold press of the olives, but there are "virgin" jokes. Many people believe there should be "extra Chad olive oil" and…
“Extra! Extra! Read all about it!” (newsboy shout)
"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!" The cry of the newsboys is well-remembered, even if the newsboys haven't survived into the internet age of the 21st century. Newspapers published…
“Eyes hurt from excess screen time? There’s a nap for that”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterRob Horlock@RobHorlockDo you struggle to keep your eyes open after working online? - there's a nap for that ... #humour #jokes #fun12:27 PM · Jan 24,…
“Eyes of Texas” (University of Texas alma mater)
"The eyes of Texas are upon you" was a favorite saying of Colonel William Prather (1848-1905), a president of the University of Texas. In 1903, John Sinclair wrote the song "The Eyes…
“Eyes of Texas” Salad
The "Eyes of Texas" salad was created by Linda Martin in the 1970s and named after the "Eyes of Texas" song. The salad features black-eyed peas with avocado dressing.…
“Eyes on the road and your head out of your apps” (transportation message)
"Get your head out of your apps" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It's a pun on "get your head out of your ass." The saying was first used to advise people…
“Eyes on the street” (Jane Jacobs, 1961)
In her The Death and Life of Great American Cities (1961), author Jane Jacobs suggested that crime could be reduced by having "eyes on the street." The term began to be used by many…