“Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?”
Many drivers slow down when they see a police car. "Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?" is a jocular saying. "Do race horses slow down when they see a police…
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“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh no it’s a cop’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh no it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh shit it’s a cop’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh shit it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, ’Oh shoot, it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, ’Oh crap/no/shit/shoot, it’s the cops/police’?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do you think regular dogs…
“Do rich people still drive around eating mustard?”
A popular Grey Poupon television commercial for the Dijon mustard in the 1980s showed a rich person dining in the back of his expensive car. Another expensive car pulls up and the person asks,…
“Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend”
"Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend" is a jocular Christmas saying. The joke was posted on Twitter by kes 🦁's on December 4, 2017, but authorship…
“Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary..”
"Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary — reminding everyone they're a fucking shark" is a Monday motivation saying that…
“Do Skoda cars have a Czech Engine light that’s always on?”
Škoda is a Czech automobile manufacturer established in 1925. A popular joke is that the "check engine light" is a "Czech engine light." "My Skoda has a red warning light…
“Do someone a favor and it becomes your job”
"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job" is a jocular work saying. If you help someone out, then it will quickly become your job to always help out. "Do Someone a Favor and It…
“Do they have restaurants in Japan where American people cook in front of you with lawn chairs?”
"Do they have restaurants in Japan where American people cook in front of you with lawn chairs and a grill?" is a saying that has been printed on several images. That is, the speaker…
“Do today what others won’t, so you can do tomorrow what others can’t”
"Today I will do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't" (or "Do today what other's won't, so you can do tomorrow what others can't")…
“Do trees poop?”/“Where do you think number 2 pencils come from!”
There's a joke about No. 2 pencils that really stinks. "Do tree poop, yes, where do you think number 2 pencils come from" was posted on Twitter by Chris Craft on October 20, 2016.…
“Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?”
"Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?" is a jocular saying about trolls that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Do vegans eat beefsteak tomatoes?”
"Beefsteak tomatoes" do not contain any beefsteak, but there are jokes. "Can vegetarians eat beefsteak tomatoes?" was posted on Twitter on July 2, 2008. "Do hardcore vegans…
“Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?”
"Animal crackers" (crackers made in animal shapes) have been sold commercially since the late 19th century. In an April 2, 1996 "Family Circus" comic strip, young Billy eats…
“Do what makes you happy because if you died today, your job would be posted before your obituary”
"Take care of you because if you died today, your job will be posted online before your obituary" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Take care of you; because if you…
“Do what you can, with what you have, where you are”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: Theodore RooseveltTheodore Roosevelt, Jr. (1858-10-27 – 1919-01-06), also known as T.R. or Teddy, was the 26th President of the United States…
“Do what you do best and delegate the rest”
"Do what you do best and delegate the rest" is a popular rhyming management adage. "Do the parts of your job that you like or do best — chances are, they're the same — and…