The fairy tale of "Jack and the Benstalk" is sometimes punned as "Jack and the Beans Talk." A riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.rabbet on April 23, 2003: Q: How…
"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Did you know 14 muscles…
"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee? Fitness is my passion" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Did you know 14 muscles…
"Pepperoni" (an American variety of salami) has nothing to do with "oni" (a Japanese demon, ogre or troll), but there are jokes. "Pepper Oni - the stripper w/ the heart of…
"Seize the means of production" is a Marxist saying. "Sea's the means of production" might be a Marxist fisherman's saying. "Socialism for fishermen: seas the…
The Appalachian Mountains aren't made of apples, but people sometimes joke about the "Apple-achian" Mountains. "I wanna climb the highest peak of the #APPLE-achian…
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm" is a children's song and nursery rhyme. "Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!" is the famous first line. There are several computer parodies.…
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
"Did you know that 2-3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?" (or "Did you know 2-3 vodkas per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?") is a jocular…
An electric car joke mentions The AA and AA batteries, and the AAA and AAA batteries. Authorship of the joke is unknown. "Just learned today that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you…
The first french fries were made in France, right? Not according to a popular joke. A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1976: Q: Where were the first French fries made? A: In Greece…
"Did you know the Missouri Pacific Railroad is mentioned in the Bible?" is the start of an old railroad joke. "MoPac" service was so slow that people told jokes about it.…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterStone Faith Patriot@iStonesReplying to @SugarJones@sugarjones You know, the driver's wife was saying the SAME thing! "Didn't u see the…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterStone Faith Patriot@iStonesReplying to @SugarJones@sugarjones You know, the driver's wife was saying the SAME thing! "Didn't u see the…
The Oscar Mayer company makes wieners. A joke involving the Academy Awards ("Oscars") is: "Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener." The joke was…
A verse of unknown authorship goes: The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn. The farmer said it wouldn't do her any harm.(or, "Didn't do her/Nelly any good, didn't do…