“Corn is the tracer bullet of the digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "Corn is the tracer bullet of your bowels" was posted on Twitter by Patrick on February 5, 2012. "Corn is…
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“Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka…”
"Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka. Can't get drunk without farmers!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Corn makes…
“Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians”
"They should call corn on the cob 'ribs for vegans'" is a saying was posted on Twitter on May 25, 2012. "Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians" was posted on…
“Cornbread ain’t done in the middle” (stupid)
"Bread/Cornbread ain't done in the middle" (a person is stupid) is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorshup is unknown. "Her bread ain't done in the…
“Corndogs imply the existence of corncats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“Corner stores really watch kids grow from soda & chips to blunts & alcohol”
Corner stores can watch kids grow -- and then see them buy different things. "CORNER STORES REALLY WATCH KIDS GROW FROM SODA & CHIPS TO BLUNTS & ALCOHOL" was posted on Twitter by…
“Corner stores really watch kids grow from soda & chips to condoms & alcohol”
Corner stores can watch kids grow -- and then see them buy different things. "CORNER STORES REALLY WATCH KIDS GROW FROM SODA & CHIPS TO BLUNTS & ALCOHOL" was posted on Twitter by…
“Cornerbacks need short memories” (football adage)
All football cornerbacks get beaten for touchdowns, and those embarrassing plays make the game's highlights. 'Cornerbacks need short memories" is a popular football adage. A…
“Corona is an anagram of racoon” (raccoon, as in Resident Evil’s Raccoon City)
"Racoon" ("raccoon" with only one "C") is an anagram of "Corona" (as in "Coronavirus"). In the Japanese horror media franchise Resident Evil, there…
“Corona virus explained in craft terms: You and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic as been compared to glitter. Glitter gets everywhere. "Corona Virus - explained in craft terms. You and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter. How many…
“Coronavirus & allergy season: I don’t know if I should buy Zyrtec or turn myself in to the CDC”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic had some people confusing the symptoms with seasonal allergies. "Who the hell put Corona virus and allergy season in the same month? I don’t know if I…
“Coronavirus be canceling everything but my bills”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many cancellations. "Why has #coronavirus canceled everything BUT my debt and my bills?" was posted on Twitter by André Marcel Harris on…
“Coronavirus is a poor man’s virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has been called a "poor person's virus" and, occasionally, a "poor man's virus." A rich person can isolate, while a poor person…
“Coronavirus is a poor person’s virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has been called a "poor person's virus." A rich person can isolate, while a poor person might have to work in dangerous conditions. A rich person…
“Coronavirus is canceling everything but my bills”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many cancellations. "Why has #coronavirus canceled everything BUT my debt and my bills?" was posted on Twitter by André Marcel Harris on…
“Coronavirus is like pasta. Made by Chinese. Spread by Italians. Supersized by Americans”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, and then spread to infect large numbers of people in Italy and the United States. Many people have compared this…
“Coronavirus is to be re-named the Schrodinger Virus” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has been compared to Schrödinger's cat. This was posted on Sickipedia on April 2, 2020: "Coronavirus is to be re-named the Schrodinger Virus.You either…
“Coronavirus must come from the Corunna region of Indiana, otherwise it’s just sparkling Covid-19”
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. The joke meme was used during the COVID-19…
“Coronavirus porn is going viral on PornHub. What a bunch of sick fucks”
Pornhub is a Canadian-owned internet pornography website. A joke is that the website is for "sick fucks" -- the word "sick" meaning "twisted" or…
“Coronavirus, the flu, and a common cold walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are various "sick joke" versions. "A pile of vomit walks into a bar,…