“The only BS I have time for is Burritos & Salsa”
"There's no room for BS in my life, unless it's Burritos and Salsa" (or "The only BS I have time for is Burritos & Salsa") is a jocular saying that has been…
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“The only carbon they want to reduce is you”
"You are the carbon they want to eliminate/reduce" and "The only carbon they want to reduce is you" are sayings about climate change that have been printed on many images.…
“The only color that matters is blue” (police adage)
'The only color that matters is blue" is a saying about the police (who usually wear blue uniforms) that means different things to different people. To the police, "the only color…
“The only communists left are in China, Cuba, North Korea and on American universities”
After the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991-92, there was a joke that the only communists left in the world could be found in China, Cuba, North Korea, and on American university campuses. The joke…
“The only consistent thing in my life is that my check engine light is always on”
The "light of one's life" is often a person (such as a family member) or a religious figure (such as Jesus). A joke is that the only "light of one's life" that's…
“The only cure for presidential fever is embalming fluid”
U.S. politicians who have "presidential fever" (or are "bitten by the presidential bug") strongly desire to run for president. "The only cure for presidential fever is…
“The only dangerous minority is the rich”
"The only dangerous minority is the rich" (or "The rich are the only dangerous minority") is an anti-capitalist saying that has been printed on many images. "One side says…
“The only difference between Lunchables and a charcuterie board is class aesthetics”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and bureaucracies is McDonald’s only has one clown running the show’”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and Congress is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and most workplaces is that McDonald’s has only one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my college is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my job is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my office is that McDonald’s has only one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my school is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and my work is McDonald’s has only got one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between McDonald’s and our government is that McDonald’s only has one clown running the show”
"The difference between McDonald's and where I work. McDonald's only has one clown running the show" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. Ronald McDonald is…
“The only difference between the U.S. and a banana republic is we don’t grow bananas”
A "banana republic" is an unflattering criticism of a government. "The only difference between the United States (or some other country) and a banana republic is we don't grow…
“The only difference between this place and the Titanic is they had a band”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg on April 15, 1912 and sunk on her maiden voyage from Southampton to New York City. One Titanic joke that has been posted on many office signs is: "The only…
“The only downside to Cinco de Mayo is Seis de Hangover”
"The only downside to Cinco de Mayo is Seis de Hangover" (or simply "Happy Seis de Hangover") is a jocular saying about the day after May 5th (Cinco de Mayo) that has been…